Skits - the reason why most of us are here.

ltc and seth - *stop running*
alice - *stops chasing them before she crashes into them*
alice - what is it
ltc - PENNY HAS AN OREO
alice - cookies!
seth - get her!
ltc, alice, and seth - *tackle penny to get her cookie*
penny - AHH! whats going on!
ltc - give me the cookie or die!
alice - no give it to me!
penny - get some from the oreo car
alice - we have an oreo car?
penny - yeah....emmett really likes those things
seth - *runs to oreo car* COOKIES!
ltc - BACK OFF PUNK!
seth - dont you love me
ltc - yeah, but i love oreos more
alice - both of you move
ltc - make me!
alice - i might just have to kill you...


mmmm coookies

hahaha

Quote :

First off, just a quick question. What is so wrong about switching socks? Haha! And that was a long time to be just switching socks

well twi...i WAS going to say you guys switched something else..haha...but i thought better of it!

on with the skits!~~~~


Sits: no you wont be doing anymore killing today Alice
Alice:WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? you little...ugghhhh
Sits:actually my name is Spakles.In.The.Sunlight but everyone calls me Sits!
B*B:*carzed look in her eyes*: do it do it do it! give it to her real good!
Jace:uhhh honey are you okay???
B*B:i'm fine fine why would you saysaysyaysay that??????uhuhuhhhuh huh h uhh? why why why why??????
Jace:uhhh no reason*starts to back away*
Sits:ummm okay this has gone tooo far. See this red stuff in here? *shows everyone* that's MY BLOOD! B*B went all WACKO! and made me put a syringe -yes a BLODDY syringe- to my viens and take some blood! did i mention WACKO?

Jace: i thought you said it was food colouring!
Sits:JESU CHRISTO JACE! you where the one who was restraining my HANDS!*rubs wrists*
Jace: oh yeahhhh

*Sits drops vile*
*it smashes*

Sits:whoops. i thought you sad it was plastic!
B*B:YOU.BROKE.THE.VILE.....
Sits: i said whoops! sorry!!!
B*B:you broke my vile....it cost me a pound 99 in boots(cosmetics store for those of you who dont know!)
Sits:*backing away* i said sorry...oh CRAP! why dont i just go back to london??? huh? i caused a bit to much trouble here! it's even more than i do on a daily basis!

*someone jumps out of the trees*

Alec: NO my beloved you cannot!
Sits: umm Alec since when where you alive in 1600's London?
Alec:ummm*shifty eyes* never mind...whats important is that i-i-i i love you!
Sits:REALLY???? well...THE FEELINGS ARE NOT MUTUAL!
Alec: w-w-what???
Sits: you where willing to let me die! just because you've never killed anything. you couldn't protect the person you supposedly LOVE!from ALICE?!
Alec:I-I-I-I-
Jace: she's right you know....
*GLARES*

hahaha r_r i'm not going to take him back! not without a fight on my end anyways!
soooo where ARE simon and r_r Twi and Magnus? Jag and whoever she's chosen to be her beloved out of a phonebook!is alice still hyper or is my bad aim when i drpped the vile the reason she's been so quiet! AND WHERE THE FLOWER ARE EDWARD P_B AND BELLA?

Haha, oh come now, AnotherTwilight. We don't want to pick some random guy for Jag - she should tell us who she wants. Also, who knows what you and Ryan are doing. *wink wink*

No, I'll make a skit with you in it...

Twilight: Yikes. It sounds like it's getting nasty in there.
Magnus: Yeah...
Jag: Who cares?
Magnus: True. Anyway.. moving onto the B section...
Twilight: It's okay, Jag. A's suck anyway.
Jace: *comes running in*
Twilight: Jace, what is it?
Jace: It's getting scary.
Magnus: Aren't you a shadowhunter...?
Jace: Yeah. What's your point?
Twilight: It's okay - Alice is worse than any demon.
Jace: I'm so glad you understand. *Jace and Twilight start making out and then B*B walks in*
Magnus:
B*B: There will be hell to pay for this!!
Jace: It- it was- it was an accident!
Twilight: Honest, B*B it was!
B*B: Accident or not, you will pay for this Twi! I thought we were friends.
Twilight: WE ARE!
B*B: I'm not so sure anymore.
Magnus: Twilight! How could you?
Twilight: Magnus, please?!
Jace: Yes, Banana, I'm sorry!

Meanwhile...
AT: *giggle* You're a great kisser.
Ryan: Thanks! You are too.
AT: *hears crash downstairs* Do you think we should go down there?
Ryan: *pause* ...nah! I'm fine right here.

Haha, sorry, I had to do that Banana. He's all yours now!

haha thats funny...

just a random skit cuz i dont feel like following the present story line

Edward - Yeah, I-i-I tell you somethin' When I say that something...I wanna hold your hand! I wanna hold your ha-a-a-a-a-a-and! I wanna hold your hand.
Emmett - Ew...I dont wanna hold your though
Edward - Ew! I wasnt singing it too you!
Bella - He was singing it to me actually...
Edward - Umm...well...erm...
Bella - You were werent you?
Edward - Well..
Bella - TELL ME!!
Edward - I was thinking of Jake...
Bella - WHAT???
Emmett - Awkward dammit!
Edward - What did I tell you about wires in my hair!
Emmett - I was here already mate, no wires necessary!

Wow okay. I just finished reading all 10 pages and my brain hurts. I'll try to add on I guess...but if it sucks just ignore it.

WinniePony: *walks in on Jag Magnus and Twilight* Hi guys! I just got here from the Lex and I'm kinda confused...what's with the phone book?
Twilight: We're finding Jag a man.
Jag: Not that I care or anything.
WinniePony: Oh that's cool...I guess...I wonder what Edward's doing?
*walks in on Edward p_b and Bella*
Bella: *still sobbing* I can't believe you left me...your fiancee...for HER!
Edward: I'm sorry Bella. But she's PRINCESS Bella. Just like you, but a Princess!
p_b: Eddiekins where's my pony?
WinniePony: OMG YOU'RE GETTING A PONY??!! I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Okay, if you stop screeching in my ear I'll buy you one too.
WinniePony: SQUEE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SKITS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward:
WinniePony: So I want a large pony not a horse or a medium pony but a large pony so I don't squish it and I want it to be a bay with 3 socks and a blaze and it has to be a gelding because mares are pissy and he has to be really sweet on the ground but try to buck me off and he has to jump really high like over 3ft and his favorite food has to be peppermints and--
Edward: I'll see what I can do.
p_b: You can't buy her a pony! You're buying me a pony!
Edward: I'll buy two ponies.
p_b: But you only love me!
Edward: Right. But I'm buying another pony so WinniePony will shut up.
p_b: BUT EDDIEKINS
Edward: *sighs*

So? Will I get a pony? PLEASE CAN I??!!

Of course you can.

WinniePony (WP because I don't feel like typing it out): I want my freakin' pony Edward!
p_b: Eddie.....NOOOO. I'm the only you love - your only getting MEEEE a pony.
Edward: You can share darling.....
WP: I WANT MY PONY!!!
*AT runs out dragging Ryan*
AT: I want a pony too! But not a pony, I want a horse. A Quarter horse/Thouroughbred filly. Around 2 years old. Blue grey roan. Green broke. And....
Edward: AHHHHHH. You can all have your horses. We'll go looking tomorrow. Happy?
AT: Very. Now come one Ry. *drags Ryan back to Alice's room*
WP: SQUEEEEEE!!!!!
P_B: Hmph. *pout*
Edward: Don't be like that. Come on all go make it up to you. *winks suggestively*
P_B: Awwwww Edward.
*Both run upstairs*

SQUEE!!!!!! I'M GETTING A PONY!!!!!!!!!! And AT I didn't know you knew anything about horses. Do you ride? Sorry for offtopic.

WP: I want my pony now.
Edward: Sorry. I have business to attend to *winks at p_b*
WP: Fine. Using my awesome fangirly powers, I will speed up time to tomorrow.
*Awesome fangirly powers (laptops...) speed up time to pony shopping*
Edward: How the heck did I get here?
WP: We're pony shopping silly!
AT: PONY TIME!
Ryan: Why am I here?
AT: To help me pick out a pony, duh!
p_b: They don't have any pink ones! Eddie make it pink for me!!!
Alice: Whee!! I always wanted a pony...I think...Jasper did I always want a pony?
Jasper: Don't ask me.
Alice: You're my husband. You're supposed to know these things.
Jasper: Fine. Yes you always wanted one.
Alice: YAY!
Rosalie: I cannot believe I am here with you losers. Who wants a smelly old horse anyway?
WP: OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!!!!!
Rosalie: Okay, someone needs to chill.
WP: Right. Chilling. OOH A PONY!!!*runs off to look at ponies*
*several long, grueling hours of pony shopping later*
WP: Yay!!! I got a perfect pony! What should I name him?
Edward: *sighing* Is it possible for vampires to get migraines?
AT: I don't know what you should name him. He's cute though!
WP: *dreamy look* I know...And your horse is really cute too!
AT: Thanks!
Alice: I got 12 ponies!!!!
Jasper: Ponies+shopping=BAD!
Alice: Party pooper.

So what should I name my pony? I can't name anything without seeing it, so someone else can pick. Make it cute though!

Look, you guys are CRAZY. I'm gonna start another skit 'cos I don't know what's going on.

THE CULLENS AND THE BIG PAINTBALL RANGE

Alice: EMMETT! I have the best idea in the world! A paintball range!!
Emmett: Who's a paintball range?
Alice: Lets build a paitball range
Emmett: Why
Alice: Because we can, stupid
Emmett: Sounds good to me!
Alice: Jasper!!!
*Jasper appears*
Jasper: Yes, darling Alice?
Alice Thats Sith Lord to you. I want to build a paintball range.
Jasper: Why?
Alice:BECAUSE WE CAN!!!
Alice: I command you with my special Sith Lord Powers to make 16 wooden Forts in the baseball area. Then buy 4,200different weapons and load then with paintballs! Got it, young Jasper?
Jasper: Yes Sith Lord Alice, ruler of everything between here and Wisconsin.
Alice: Nova Scotia! Not Wisconsin! Nova Scotia!! No go!


42 hours later.

Yes it sucks, but your free to improve ANYTIME YOU WANT. ANYTME AT ALL. *HINT HINT THIS IS REALLY BAD PLEASE SAVE MY TERRIBLE SKIT*

noooooooo dont start another skittttt!
i liked the old one and plus it has to flowww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and plus what happened to the rest of us? while you guys where out pony shopping???

Sits:DAMN! ever since i dropped that vile, B*B been staring at me... whoops did i say staring? i meant GLARING AT ME!!! helloooooo???*echo*
*trudges into the house*
Sits:HE--LO-OOOOOOOOOOO! okayyyy where is everyone??? JACE? TWI?R_R? SIMON? UGHH ALEC???
*hears someone crying and muffeld sounds*
Sits:Twi is that you????
Twi:*slurp*:No!
Sits:*walks into Closet*:Twi what's wrong???
Twi:i-i-i i well...and he was soo cute...and then B*B...
Sits:ah say no more...do you want a hug???
Twi:yess!!!
*huggles* *huggles*
Sits: will you be ok??? i just wanna get some of that left over pizza...
Twi:y-yes i'll b-b-be fine...
*goes down stairs in the hopes of finding some pizza*
*finds box of Margaritta...sticks it in the microwave*
Voice: hello gorgeous how-
Sits:ughh stop right there before i puke. and plus i already have a -a-a boyfriend..so go bugger off *mumbles* not much of a boyfirend though*mumbles*
*Knife comes to her/my throat*
Voice:finnaly the Volturi WILL have thier revenge....
Sits: wait what???
*KNOCKED OUT*
*dark room*
Sits: ughhh my head where am iii???
Jace:where they've all put us..and i'm not even a SKITS girl!
Twi:damn they got you too sits??
Sits:i guess soo...who else is here???
Magnus:i am
r_r:i am
Simon:i am
Sits:ohhhh so you weren't upstairs..doing...
r_r: no NO!
Sits:rightttt...so what's going on anyways????

*MEANWHILE*

WinniePony:what do i call him??? what do i call him??? what do i call him???
Alice: i already said I DONT KNOW!
WinniePony: oh but if you HAD to name him what would it-
p_b:she says she DOSENT KNOW!
WinniePony: i was just asking....
Jasper: can we go now??? i have been bucked in the face and butt 5 times already
*SCREEM*
Edward: what happened???
Rosalie: That horse kicked me and broke my nail
Jasper: oh for the love of- i mean ohhhh i'm sorry????


What are the Volturi planning??? where are we tied up??? What is WinniePony goign to call herbeloved horse/Pony???
and where is BELLA & ALEC??? what is my *going staedy now for a couple of days* bf ALEC doing with BELLA???

haha thats funny

meanwhile...seth, ltc and alice finish eating their cookies

seth - what happened to the other skits girls
ltc - yeah! i havent seen sits, rr, or twilight in a while
alice - or jaace or simon either
seth - maybe they got eaten by a squirrel
ltc - or maybe they were cliff diving and drownd
alice - yeah bella tried that once...it didnt work so well
ltc - WE SHALL SAVE THEM
seth - yess


so ltc and seth and alice set of to save some of the others who were kidnapped by the volturi even though they dont know that...they think they got eaten by a squirrel

latuacantante24601 wrote:

haha thats funny...

just a random skit cuz i dont feel like following the present story line

Edward - Yeah, I-i-I tell you somethin' When I say that something...I wanna hold your hand! I wanna hold your ha-a-a-a-a-a-and! I wanna hold your hand.
Emmett - Ew...I dont wanna hold your though
Edward - Ew! I wasnt singing it too you!
Bella - He was singing it to me actually...
Edward - Umm...well...erm...
Bella - You were werent you?
Edward - Well..
Bella - TELL ME!!
Edward - I was thinking of Jake...
Bella - WHAT???
Emmett - Awkward dammit!
Edward - What did I tell you about wires in my hair!
Emmett - I was here already mate, no wires necessary!

That was good! Across the Universe!

Now where am I?

B*B: Where is everyone? *runs into Alice, Seth and L-t-c* Hi.
LTC: I don't know we lost them.
Seth: They have gotten eaten by a squirrel.
B*B: WHAT?
Seth: Ye-
LTC: Shhh I hear something.
Alice: *munching on a cookie*
LTC: NEver mind its Alice.
B*B: *cries* Its all my fault if I wasn't so mad at SITS and Twi they would still be here...
LTC: Uhmm
B*B: *sniffle*
LTC: Seth do something.
Seth: Your her BFF you do something!
B*B: NO! I WANT MY FRIENDS BACK. *SOBS*

-What will Seth and LTC do? Has Alice lost it? And what is the Volturi planning?-

hehe i love the munching on a cookie thing it was great

ALice - mmm cookies
Ltc - first things first *nods head towards alice* we have to fix her little problem
Alice - COOKIES
Seth - what problem
Ltc - LOOK AT ALICE
Alice *starts dancing and singing about cookies*
Seth - Ah...I see
B*B - *sniff* we could always make a liquid for that
Ltc - Clever...very clever
Seth - B*B you have to stop crying for a few minutes
B*B - my friends are gone and you expect me to stop crying
Seth - umm...yes, we have to come up with a plan, crying is distracting
B*B - *sobs*
Ltc - take this *hands B*B a pill*
B*B - what is it
Ltc - remember those happy pills?

B*B: *gulp* YES, I don't want a happy pill! My friends are goonnneee!
LTC: TAKE IT B*B
B*B: NO
LTC: YES
B*B:NO
LTC:YES
B*B:NO
Seth: TAKE THE DAMN THING *shoves it into B*B's mouth*
B*B: I don't feel so good.. *hurls*
LTC: What'd you do that for! It made her SICK!
Seth: Well she isn't going to cry any more.
LTC: Yes, she is! You can't shove a pill down her throat with werewolf streanth! (yes I spelt that wrong)
Seth: Oh, Uh oh?
LTC: Yes, Uh oh.
B*B: *cough cough* I feel sick...

hahah OMG HAHHAHA!

okaayyyyy.....

*B*B hurling (hahah never used that word before) everywhere*
Seth:ummm i'm sorry???
LTC:DAMMIT SETH! sorry's not good enough.
Seth:w-w-what???
LTC:YOU HEARD ME...WAIT noooo...seth honey no dont...dont cry...i'm sorry...really..
Seth: y-y-you mean it??
LTC:of course you didn't know...
B*B: annnd i'm okay now..really...wait *throws up over the side* No NOW i'm okay!
Alice:welll lets go find out where the guys are then
LTC:when did you stop eating???
Alice:when i realised i couldn't eat..DUH!
Seth:umm okay. lets go Super Sleuth!

*MEANWHILE*
Sits: AT ??? Ryan??? is that you???
*kissing noises stop*
AT:uhhh no that was...
Ryan:some other people.
Twi:EW.
Simon:s anyone free of their bindings yet?
r_r: nooo what if we die?? i dont want to die...not withought a last kiss anyways...Simon??
Simon:anytime baby..anytime ...*make out session in progress*
*All other couples fall about kissing..not wanting to die withou a kiss..even Twi and Magnus*
Sits:sooo...
Alec:yup well..do you wanna..
Sits:wanna what?
Alec:wel..you know...
Jjace:OH FOR GOD'S SAKE. JUST KISS HER.!
Sits:well you can kiss him then i still havent forgiven him..
Alec:*leans in to kiss*will you forgive me now??
Sits:*gasp*:ummm no???
Alec:*another kiss* Now???
Sits:OMG no???
Alec:NOWW????*KISS*
Sits:oh CRAP yes!
Jace: i'm left all alone!
Twi:come join us then..he can cant he Magnus???
Magnus: wel...ok one kiss and that's it.
*Twi and Jace kiss*

*door opens*
Voice:welcome to hell ladies and gents....

sorry i just HAD to let Twi kiss Jace she's been sooo sweet to me...haha what kind of hell are we in???
where's bella?
and when the flowerr will seth ltc B*B and alice figure out where we are???

B*B: Come on, I miss my friends and I need to say sorry.
LTC: Come on. *grabs seth*
Alice: Wait for me!
*They go into the house*
B*B: Heeellllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *echos off the walls*
LTC: I'm scared.
*they all join hands -->its--->B*B,Alice,Ltc and then seth.*
Alice: You guys are wimps. come on. *pushes B*B to go*
B*B: I'm going
Voice: I see you.
B*B: *SCREAMS* AHHHHHH MAMA!
Ltc: *hides behind seth*
Alice: Who are you?
Voice: Someone powerful! MWAHAHAHA
Alice: Aro is that you?
Voice: Noooooo its-
Another Voice: Yesssss, this way. Follow my voice
B*B: alice you go first....
Alice: No you!
B*B: Your a vampire GO
Alice: Your bf is a shadow hunter!
B*B, LTC. and Seth: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
Alice: Uhhh, never mind.
LTC: Alice you go first!

--What will happen? Who are the mysterious voices??--

Yeah! THANKS SITS! Haha!

*Everyone is done kissing whoever they were kissing*
Voice: Oh, so touching. A last dying action, any last words now?
Simon: Who are you?
Voice: Tsk, tsk, you should've thought about that a bit more. Now, on your grave stone it shall say, "Here lies Simon - last words: 'Who are you?'" Kind of makes you sound like a dim-wit, huh?
Simon:
Voice: Haha, calm yourself down now.
Twi: What do you want from us?
Voice: What do you think I want from you? *click indicating he's off the "air"*
Twi: *mutters* I don't know, that's why I asked...

Meanwhile...
Alice: Tell us where our friends are.
Voice: Come in and you shall see.
Seth: All right.
B*B: Shut it - it's a trap.
Seth: Oh...
Alice: We'll be right back.
Voice: Whatever you please.

*Outside*
Alice: Okay, so we need a plan...
LTC: We can inject the ponies with hyper liquid and they can go CRAZY on the voices.
Seth: Noise are just sound waves, darling. Horses can't go "crazy" on something if it's not tangible.
LTC: *pout*
Alice: Any other plans? *munches on cookie*
B*B: Wait... where did you get that cookie?
Alice: *shifty eyes* Why?
B*B: Because...
LTC: Oh my God...
Seth: Am I missing something here?
LTC: People on the dark side always have...
LTC and B*B: COOKIES!
Seth: TRAITER!
Alice: I- I- oh dammit! *runs in house*

Outside

BB is all of a sudden very happy despite her missing friends (because of the happy pills) and they have discovered that Alice is a traitor

Seth - you traitor alice
Alice - Hey, what can I say...the gave me cookies
LTC - so that cookie car they gave emmett?
Alice - yeah that was from the voice
BB - Happy happy happy
Seth - who is the voice
Alice - erm...well...i cant tell you
Ltc - why not
Alice - im sworn to secrecy
Seth - alice...we'll give you lollipops
BB - LOLLIPOPS YAYNESS! (she stays in character see lol)
Alice - AH! the voice told me you would try to tempt me! *closes eyes and sticks fingers in ears*
LTC - *schemy fingers* *digs in pocket* Allliiiiiiceee.....?
Alice - I cant hear you
Ltc - ALICE!!
Alice - lalalalalala not listening
Seth - *to LTC* watcha and learn honey *to Alice* HEY LOOK ITS A SHOPPING MALL!
Alice- *stands up* what? where?
BB - happy happy happy...shopping!
Seth - *grabs alice and holds her down*
Ltc - *pours veritaserum into alices mouth* (veristaserum from harry potter....the potion that makes people tell the truth, not very creative of me i know but its all i can come up with)
LTC - now alice, who is the voice
Alice - the voice is ....the voice is....
All of a sudden a black car pulls up beside them, the door flies open, Alice gets pulled inside and the car drives away all in a span of three seconds.
Seth- ???
Ltc - Dang it!
BB - AH the scary voice man got alice!

Haha omg you guys rock. Yay AT I found another horse nut! For the record I'll randomly talk about horses if you feel like it.

So I thought we'd pop back in with Bella and see how she's doing...

*We see Bella still sobbing when suddenly Harry Potter poofs in*
Bella:*sobs* Who are you? *sobs*
Harry: I'm 'Arry Potta' I am. Me sca' 'urts!
Bella: *sobbing* Edward can't get scars! *sobs harder*
Harry: 'Oos this Edward chap?
Bella: He's *sob* the love of my existence *sob* who just left me for *sob for *sob* for *cries uncontrollably*
Harry: Well 'e's right stupid 'e is. Dump a pretty li'le thing like you? 'E's mad!
Bella: *sighs* And insanely hot...And everything reminds me of him dammit! *starts crying again*
Harry: Well let me take your mind off 'im. *winks suggestively*
Bella: Ew no. Can't you see I'm upset here? Insensitive jerk.
Harry: But no one turns me down. I'M 'ARRY POTTA'!
Bella: *sighs* I just did.
Harry: YOU CAN'T! I'M 'ARRY FREAKIN POTTA'!!!
Bella: AND I'M BELLA FREAKING SWAN! GET OVER YOURSELF MAN, I KNOCKED YOU OFF THE BESTSELLER LIST!!!
Harry: It was YOU!
Bella: *sniffs* Yes. Face it. I'm waaaaaaaay more popular than you.
Harry: Oh it's ON sista'!
Bella: Bring it!

Heh. I was really bored during math. And I really like that other Harry Potter skit that somebody (sorry I don't know who!) did. So I brought in Harry...it was fun