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PostSubject: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:17 pm

Carlisle: Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Dom: Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Carlisle: Wait...what? That's my line... and you are no doctor!
Dom: Erm, yes I am, I got an honorary doctorate degree.
Carlisle: That doesn't mean you are a doctor.
Dom: Sure it does!
Carlisle: Fine, then. Take this next patient.
Dom: Erm, how about I give a healing drumbeat and you can work on them. -starts drumming-
Carlisle: Rolling Eyes

Let's get back in to the swing of things, yeah?

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:23 pm

Edward: Duuuuuuuuddddeee, I'm lyke, so spaced out, man...
Bella: I...what?
Edward: It was sooo strange, there was like this total sweet drum beat, and then I saw Carlisle, staring at me from above like an angel!
Bella: o.O Carlisle tried to rape you?
Edward: NOOOOO! MAN, NEVER FORGET THE BEAT!
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:26 pm

laugh

Bella: Edward, snap out of it!
Edward: Dum, dum, dee-dummmmmmmm, dum
Bella: Carlisle! I told you no more raping Edward!
Carlisle: -shifty eyes- I didn't rape him.
Bella: And what is this drum beat he's on about?!
Carlisle: Some random guy claimed to be a doctor. When I told him to take the next patient, he said he could only provide a healing drumbeat. He was an odd fellow.
Edward: NEVER FORGET THE BEAT!

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:29 pm

Bella: YOU KILLED EDWARD!!
Carlisle: o.O
Bella: HOW WILL I-
Mike: *slides arm around Bella* Hellooooo, sexy
Bella: OMG! IT'S GAYLORD O.O
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:32 pm

Alice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! -comes screaming like a maniac with a frying pan-
Mike: What the-?
Bella: -slides out of Gaylord's arms-
Alice: -hits Mike with a frying pan-
Mike: What was that for?
Alice: Now you will be gay!
Mike: What are you talking about? I love Bella.
Alice: Dammit. Well, it's just to knock you out then.
Mike: But I'm not knocked out.
Alice: Here, catch! -throws teddy bear at Mike-
Mike: -holds it up and smiles-
Alice: -rips teddy bear out of his hands- Play time's over. -knocks him out with a frying pan-
Bella: Why did you give him that teddy bear?
Alice: Dunno. I just really wanted to say a clever line before I knocked him out.
Bella: Clever.
Alice: Precisely.

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:38 pm

Edward: NEVER FORGET THE BEATTTTT!!!!
Alice: *whacks Edward over the head with a frypan*
Bella: O.O THAT WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT YOU JUST TURNED GAY!!
Alice: Pst, I turned him straight.
Bella: I...but...
Edward: *is macho* Hey babe
Bella: *swoons*
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:44 pm

Bella: Wait, how long was he gay for?
Alice: Hmm, maybe a couple months.
Bella: SO I'VE BEEN GETTING IT ON WITH A GAY MAN?!
Edward: I'm not gay now so.. Eye brows
Bella: EWWWW!
Edward: But I'm a macho, macho mannn.
Jasper and Emmett: -come in with jazz hands- You wanna be a macho man!
Bella: ...
Dom: -gives a drum beat in the background-
Edward: FEEL THE BEAT!
-Everyone becomes hypnotized under the drumbeat-

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:48 pm

Bella: I'm a pony...
Edward: Ooo, a pony...
Bella: Edward I hate you...
Edward: Oooo, hate, hate
Bella: Edward, I'm in love with Gaylord
Edward: Oooo, Gaylord, Gaylord
Mike: I'm in love with Jacob...
*drum beat stops*
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:51 pm

Jake: Did I hear my name?
Mike: JACOB! -glomps-
Jake: -embraces-
Everyone: Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:59 pm

Mike: I embrace you!
Jacob: Do you feel embraced?
Bella: *eyetwitch* I...
Evil Health Lady: What is this?
Edward: O.O I EAT! I SWEAR! I EAT A LOT! *goes to eat Bella*
Bella: *screams*
EHL: I was actually here to discuss gay relationships with Mr Newton and Mr Black here, but I am glad that you have developed a healthy lifestyle, Mr Cullen.
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:06 am

Edward: -continues to chew on Bella's leg- Mmm, delicious.
EHL: That's good. Maybe next we'll discuss cannibalism.
Edward: -nods-
EHL: Now, you two, come with me. Now.
Jake and Mike: -follow- Yes, ma'am.

-in the EHL's secret office-
EHL: Now that we're alone... I must confess something.
Mike: -scared-
Jake: -terrified- What is it?
EHL: I'm...well...I'M A MAN! I've been waiting for you two to say you were gay because I've just been so damn attracted to you both! -pulls off wig- See? I'm a -deep voice- man.
Jake and Mike: Eek!

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:14 am

Bella: *cries* My perfect flawless beauty! Edward, you ate my leg!
Edward: Man, that was, lyke, delicious... *proceeds to chew off Bella's other leg*
*Tegan, who is writing the skit, laughs sadistically*

*meanwhile*
Alice: ...Jasper, I SEE!
Jasper: *checks out passing girl* Hmm, I see too. Boy do I see...
Alice: It seems that Edward is going to eat Bella!
Jasper: *follows passing girl* That's nice, honey. I'm just going to go over here for a minute...
Alice: WE MUST GO SAVE HER!
Alice:...
Alice: Jasper?
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:46 am

(*Penny runs over to Tegan and whacks with crowbar* Please stop being so weird and scary.)

*meanwhile*
Emmett: Where IS everyone?!
Dom: I.. dunno. *files nails*
*5 minutes later*
Emmett: Geez, this is boring. *kicks rock*
Dom: Exactly. I think I'm gonna head off...
Emmett: Yeah, go ahead and leave me alone with-
Dom: WAIT!!!!!!!
Emmett: What?! o.O
Dom: Dude ... Where is my car?!?
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:12 am

(*huggles* But Bella-b!tch (stupid censor) deserved it, Penny-chan!)

*meanwhile, out on the open road*
Jasper: This is the life, eh, babe? Out on the open road, breeze in our hair...you're lookin' very fine by the way Wink
Random girl: *drools*
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:45 am

HAH! This thread hasn't been posted in since 26 December 2008.
I suppose I will go buy toaster streudals for the morning now.

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:06 am

wow. Skits used to be like....my life.
Remember the original TSBM
like, not this site, but the one before it.
How long ago was that?

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:21 am

I know, I used to love skits.
And then remember we did skits through PMs, haha.
Wow, that was forever ago. I don't think I even know the url anymore!
That was like.. March of 2008?
Holy sh't, it's been two years.

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:59 am

it doesn't feel like it's been that long.
but then again, I guess it does.
It does, but it doesn't, I guess.

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:03 pm

I don't know, it's just weird..
This site has been empty for so long but I feel like it was yesterday when were all obsessed with it.

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:45 pm

I know, hey?
it was like....the shiz, man.

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:54 pm

Jade: I miss the good ol days...
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:34 am

gawd. me too.

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:58 am

Jade: *cries* where did the good days goh!
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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:26 pm

*sigh*
*sob*

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PostSubject: Re: SKITS thread   Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:56 pm

i miss this site ... kayla and i talk about it sometimes at school ... i still miss it ... *sob*
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