Skits - the reason why most of us are here.

At the store..

B*B: Alice sent us out here in a hurry.
Jace: Yeah...What is up with that?
B*B: I have noo idea. Wait I thought Vampires couldn't eat
Jace: I didn't know that.
B*B: Well where you are from, and where I am from. Vamps are waaayy different.
Jace: So I've seen.
*B*B picks up four packages of pop*
B*B: *sigh* This is in oh god.
Jace: What?
B*B: I don't even want to know what they are doing back at the house.
Jace:?
B*B: Well I have this weird. Ah never mind. Maybe we should pay and head back.
*They have a cart full of food*
Jace: Might be a good idea...

*back at the house.* *B*B and Jace come in*
B*B: Umm, where is everyone?
Jace: Hello?

Just to make this official...

Alec: *comes storming in on Twilight and Magnus* MAGNUS! How could you?!
Twilight: What's going on?
Alec: Magnus is mine!
Twilight: Wait... what? Magnus, you're gay?
Magnus: *whispers to Twilight* No, I never was but I felt bad for the kid so I pretended. I'll fix this right up, though.
Twilight: How?!
Magnus: Like this. *whacks Alec over the head with frying pan* Now he's straight! YAY!
Alec: What was that for?
SITS: Does anybody want some pizza?
Alec: Hello, gorgeous.
SITS:
Magnus: See? Problem solved! *commence making out session*

Okay, here. I'll see if I can make things work.

Edward: I'm going to kill you for this, SITS.
SITS: What? pb is a really good friend of mine.
Edward: What's going to happen to Bella?
SITS: You have to break it off for now.
Edward: What?!
SITS: All is fair in love and war. (what's that from? I think one of my friends said it but I don't know where it comes from. Is it just an ordinary phrase?)
Edward: Okay... Bella, darling. We need to talk.
Bella: Yes, love?
Edward: I don't love you anymore. My heart belongs to p_b.
Bella: That b****!

There you go p_b!

B*B: HELLO?
Jace: Where did everyone go?
*Bella comes running down the stairs bawling, B*B stops her.*
B*B: Bells, what is wrong?
Bella: E-e-Edward doesn't love me anymore!
B*B: Really?
Bella: Yess, he is going out with that hateful p_b.
B*B: *shrieks with delight* REALLY!
Bella: Yess *sob*
B*B: I am going to have to congradulate her!
Bella: W-what?
B*B: Sorry, she's my friend, and well yeah. *rushes upstairs*
Jace: Well, Umm, see you around. *Hurries after B*B*
Bella: WHAT! *sob and runs out the door*

*In the Kitchen*
B*B: *grumbles into the kitchen, just a tinsy bit scared* I don't cook! I burn water!
r-r: So do I.
*They all sit down at the table.*
Jace: Any one want to play cards?
Simon: Yeah, fine. I don't want to cook so yeah.
R-r: I'm in
B*B: Me too.
Jace: Let's play strip poker.
B*B: *shrieks* EW! No! *Smacks Jace* You have a wrong mind!
Jace: *grins* I know.

*In the Living Room*
Pixie: Arg, how many CD's does Edward have!
Tegan: *groan* I can't feel my fingers..
Alice: STOP COMPLAINING YOU TWO GET BACK TO WORK
*Bella waltzes in*
Bella: Alice, where is Edward?
Alice: Um, upstairs I think with...
Bella: Nevermind. I'll deal with him
Pix/Teag: Wow, that is a new improved. Determind Bella.
Teag: I'm scared.
Pix: Me too.

Haha, am I still just with Magnus somewhere? LQTM (laughing quietly to myself) or LOI (laughing on the inside)!... chatbox, you had to be there.

Twilight: *sigh* We better go downstairs.
Magnus: *pout* I guess...
Twilight: Ugh, okay. Let's go.

*Twilight and Magnus walk downstairs*
Twilight: Hello? What's going on?
Alice: TWI! MAGNUS! What were you two doing for so long up there?
Magnus: Er...um...we...I mean...
Alice: Nevermind, there's not enough time for explaining! Put up decorations and stay in my sight! I don't want you two to disappear upstairs again.
Twilight: Right.

*Meanwhile...*
B*B: Haha, yes! Royal Flush! (Is that what it's called?) Take it off, Jace!
Jace: *takes off shirt*
B*B: *swoon*
rr: *swoon*
Simon: ... *swoon*

HAHA! Jace has everyone swooning!

B*B: *rolls eyes and grabs Jace* C'mon shirtless boy *pulls Jace out into the living room*
Simon: Hey! What about me?
B*B: *pokes head back in* So?
Simon: Ahh

*Outside with Bella and R-R*
Bella: He just doesn't love me anymore.
r-r: Give it time.

*Inside the Living Room*
*Everyone is discussing the Alice problem*
Jace: So waht are we going to do?
Simon: I don't know,
B*B: Well we need to do something!
Pix: Yeah she is right..
Tegan: Dreadfully right, as much as I love Alice...

-What are the 'party' people going to do. Will they go back to playing 'strip poker' or what? Is Alice going to be stopped?-

wow guys! awesome skits! i just finished reading the last five pages. ill try to write something. but it wont be too good. lol when you guys kept talking about simon, i thought it was the simon from american idol. but then someone gave the explanation of the characters. i was laughing so hard. it was just soo weird.

jag: way to go B*B
tegan: ive never seen alice so high.
jace: it looks kinda hot..
B*B: what was that?
jace: errr nothing..
alice: oh my gosh! is that wood actually brown! my goodness. that is too amazing!
pixie: how much green liquid did you inject B*B?
B*B: not much.. *shifty eyes*
alice: holy woah! jace has a nose!
jace: umm all of us do alice.
alice: but you have a pretty nose. *swoon*
B*B: thats it! grabs the nearest thing (a lamp) and aims it at alice. hes mine. back. OFF!
alice: your just jealous because i dont like your nose!
B*B: you wanna go alice?!
tegan: only one way to settle this. DANCE.OFF

so stupid, but i wanted to post.

hahaha Alice is going to kill me!
Alec helppppp!

Alice: YOU.ARE.GOING.TO.REGRET.THE.DAY.YOU.BOUGHT.THOSE.OREOS!
Sits: *GULP*: uhhh Alice..it's not like that...i mean i love you-
Alice: YOU OREOED my CAR! you do not love me!
Sits:Alec helpppp!
Alec: i uhhhh ...you...leave sits alone.
Jace:god that was pathetic..you do it like this.
*draws sword from sheath*
Jace: leave this fair maiden alone
*steps in front of Sits*
Sits:uhhh. "fair maiden"? this isn't the 1800's.
Jace: shut up and let me work my magic
Sits: i thought you said you didn't DO magic.
B*B: dont you DARE put your life on the line for that BIT$H
Sits: whoah! ummm..
*sees B*B glaring*
Sits: get out of my way you pompous arrogant BOY!
Jace: you..i...B*B i alwways loved you
*runs over to B*B* *MAKE OUT SESSION IN PROGRESS*!

aLICE: i'M coming to get you....
Sits: oh SH$T Edward...Alec..Jace..Anybody???
*silence*
Alice: Alone in the world are we????MWAHAHAHAHA! then it's alone you shall die!
*Alice lunges forward*

Will i die? Where are Twi and Magnus? Emmett Rosalie are they REALLY still up in his Spiderman bed? and bella where the DEVIL is she?

Jace: You had to give Alice that weird potion.
B*B: Yeah, so now we have to FIX it. SITS!
Sits: *sniff* Yeah...
B*B: You need to help us get rid of Alice...
Sits: I-I-can't
Jace: Why not?
B*B: Come on Sits! You need to she, *tries to find word* Uh, hurt you?
Sits: Well....

*In the kitchen*
Seth: Oh L-T-C
L-T-C: *sigh*
Alice: WHAT ARE YOU TO DOING?
L-T-C: Correction its you TWO DUH!
Alice: Huh? Wha-
L-T-C: ALICE YOU ARE BEING...

-What is L-T-C going to say, what is Jace, Sits, and B*B planning? What's wrong with swapping socks?-

AT: *walks in with Jag and Ryan Ross* *Everybody stops what they're doing to stare*Ryan
*Everybody but Twilight and r_r go back to what they were doing before*
AT: Dammit girls.
Jag: Yeh - what she said.
Twilight: Hey AT - what'd we do?
Jag: Do you seriously even have to ask?
AT: Yeh - you left us - guyless - and bored. You forgot about us!
SKITS girls: Ahhhhhhhh.....yeah.
AT: But its okay now, because I have Ryan!
r_r: Who?
AT: Ryan Ross - you know - Panic At The Disco (They used to be Panic! At The Disco)? *looks up at Ryan* I love you Ryan!
Ryan: Me too. *commence making out (I get to do it to - ha)*
Twilight: Ummmm, yeah. *Watches for a moment then gets sick* Get a frickin' room you two.
AT: *mumbling* Mmm'kay. *Ryan and AT go to Eddie's room*
Jag: Ew.
Twilight: Oh yeh - Jag. We really need to get you somebody..... Come with us. *Jag, Magnus and Twilight go find the phone*


*Meanwhile.....*
Alice: Don't even finish that sentence LTC.
LTC: Why, what are you going to do to me.
Alice: Oh no you DID. NOT.
LTC: Yessss I did.
Alice: You should take that back now. *starts advancing towards LTC and Seth*
LTC: You don't scare me, besides I have Seth. Right Seth.
Seth: ...
Alice: Take it back. NOW.
LTC: *scared shifty eyes* Watcha gonna do 'bout it?
Alice: NOW.
LTC: Ummmm.... Seth....now. *LTC grabs Seth's hand and runs away*
Alice: You won't hide from me for long my pretty......


Sorry guys. I know that sucked, but I've been so busy cleaning up lately - I haven't had a chance to write anything.

haha i go away for TWO DAYS and now im picking fights with Alice....well okay...

LTC - SETH! RUN FASTER!!
Seth - why are we running?
LTC - Cuz Alice is after me!
Seth - I see....
LTC - YOUR STILL NOT RUNNING
Seth - Im running Im running
*Alice pops up in front of them*
LTC - DAMMIT
Seth - THATS NOT A NICE WORD
LTC - Sorry Honey
Alice - I HAVE CAUGHT YOU NOW! You cant run! And you cant hide!


okay....back where anothertwilight left off pretty much....i dont know what should happen....im too tired

First off, just a quick question. What is so wrong about switching socks? Haha! And that was a long time to be just switching socks.

Twilight: So, Jag, who would you like?
Magnus: We've got a whole phone book.
Jag: *sarcastic* Do you? Do you really?
Twi: Now, now, Jag. Be nice.
Jag: I don't really care.
Magnus: This is going to be difficult.
Twi: Yup.

Meanwhile...
LTC: Alice, just calm down. I think that orange liquid is getting to your head.
Alice:
LTC: Er... Seth? Help!
Seth: ....RUN!
LTC and Seth: *run like crazy*
Alice: Why do they even bother? I'm a freaking vampire for crying out loud!