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dreams of yesterday Has the potiential of stalking JK Rowling
Posts : 1015 Join date : 2008-04-06 Age : 30 Location : writing again, thank god.
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:27 pm | |
| Roke!?!?! WTH is Roke?! Sith Lord Alice. Good Times.
B*B: *runs into HQ* Twi! Twi: Yeah. I know look! *points around* B*B: The Cullens? Twi: Yeah. B*B: Damn. Is everyone else coming?! Twi: Yeah I called them B*B: *nods* Mmmkay *Everyone else runs in* AT: Omigawd... *stares at mess.* LTC: Uh oh. JS: We need to get them back...
----Sorry that really sucked, not really in a skittish mood today---- | |
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Twilight<3 Admin obsessed with Milo
Posts : 541 Join date : 2008-04-06 Location : Going through my wardrobe... and then shocked to find Pix there!
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:17 am | |
| AT: DAMN YOU CULLENS!! Twi: Hmm, does that seem ironic to you? Pix: No, why? Twi: I swear, didn't Edward say something similar. B*B: *snort* Why would he say "Damn you Cullens?" Winnie: I don't know. Jag: When do you ever know? Winnie: I know I'm about to punch you. rapidreader: Okay, no fighting. Twi: We have to plan a revenge against the Cullens!! Jag: Oreo their cars? Twi: I'm disappointed in you, Jag. I expected more from you. Jag: Humph. *pouts* Twi: Now, think!
Meanwhile... Alice: Phew! That was a close one! Jasper: Tell me about it. Esme: Where have you two been? Alice: Heh, no where. Esme: Alice... Jasper: Wow, am I tired. Better hit the hay. Esme: We don't sleep! Jasper: Hmm, then maybe I'm just trying to avoid this conversation. Esme: Alice, tell me! Alice: We went for toilet paper. Esme: We don't use the bathroom either! Alice: Decoration? Esme: ALICE! Alice: Fine, fine, we destroyed CFG and CFB headquarters. Esme: *high starts twitching* Alice: Esme? Esme: *high twitching* Alice: Esme? Esme! Snap out of it! Esme: YOU ARE PREVOKING A WAR AGAINST THEM?! | |
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| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:45 pm | |
| B*B, ROKE is a fashion company Rosalie and Mike made way back in the old, old SKITS thread. Haha, Bella was a model and Alice decided to dump, what was it, blood (I think!) on Bella in hopes of Edward, well, drinking her. I believe thats when Sith Lord Alice was born!
Lol, hilarious skit Twi! But why do I always seem to be the one breaking up the fights? "rapidreader: Okay, no fighting."
Alice: Psh, of course not Esme! Don't be stupid! Esme: *taps foot* Alice: Fine, fine! We did it to annoy them! Esme: I thought you were smarter then that Alice! Have you learned nothing in their skits? Alice: Besides they are all naturally crazy and random? Esme: No, dear, they hold all the writting power! One of those CFP's is writting this right now! Alice: Um...*looks up* Hi! Esme: Who are you talking to? Alice: The writter! Esme: But you just tore up their headquarters! Alice: Yeah...so?
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Nebelph The mad guy the admins thought was responsible enough to join them...muahahahaha
Posts : 189 Join date : 2008-04-27 Age : 33 Location : I used to know till Jag popped me...now I forgot :(
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:57 pm | |
| Me: So, now I'm gunna get revenge on you whilst sitting here in the CGP headquarters that you destroyed with a laptop. Esme: Just forgive her, she's only a child *stands protectively in front of Alice.* Me: No, she destroyed our headquarters. Alice, we have taken all the light sabers in the world. You need them to be a sith lord. We have hidden them where you will never find them, and will not get them back until you and Jasper clean up all the mess you made, and do some other stuff for us. Alice: NOOOOOOO! | |
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Robby_the_Muffin Finding Edward
Posts : 34 Join date : 2008-06-04 Age : 31 Location : at Starbucks in the display.
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:29 am | |
| Alice: *sobs* and now? my life has lost direction... Jasper: oh dear... i feel with you... do you want my knife? *takes out broken, taped knife* Knife: NO! not again! *jumps on the ground and walks away mumbling* why, WHY do such things ALWAYS happen to me?... why didn't i listen to my mom? 'knifee' she said 'learn something proper!' but NOO, i wanted to become a star and ended in the SKITS thread! IN THE SKITS THREAD!!!.... *mumble* Alice and Jasper: *watch Knife going away* Jasper: Knifee... is... gone... again! *bursts into tears* Alice: Yay! no we can cry together! my laser sabers! my laser saber are away! Jasper: KNIFEEEEE! Alice: LASER SABERS! CFG's and CFB's: *fly in helicopter over the Cullen headquarter* JS: they seem pretty sad... Twi: you don't really feel with them, do you? JS: hey, look at them! have they really desevered this? Everyone: uhm, yes! Js: i don't agree. Everyone: Jag: *jostles JS out of the Helicopter* on the ground, with Alice and Jasper Alice: Laser Saber! Jasper: KNIFEEE! JS: *falls* WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *bounds on the ground* ouch. Alice: *looks up* what was that? *looks around* *notices JS* REVENGE! Just skip me if you don't like it! | |
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Pixie Badass Mod who thinks Dom is hotter
Posts : 188 Join date : 2008-04-12 Age : 30 Location : Hiding in Twi's wardrobe...sssh!
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:06 pm | |
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Robby_the_Muffin Finding Edward
Posts : 34 Join date : 2008-06-04 Age : 31 Location : at Starbucks in the display.
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:30 am | |
| so... teg, for all i care... if you want to be included ýou could do something that helps me... In Volterra *phone rings* Aro: *takes out phone* yeah? Carlisle: Aro? we have a problem. Aro: *sighs* Again? Carlisle: why again? when did we phone you the last time? Aro: oh... nevermind. so what's the matter? Carlisle: uhm, well... we need your help i think. Aro: *sighs* Again? Carlisle: why again? when did we need your help the last time? Heidi: think we beat about the bush... *sighs* Again. Carlisle: Okay, let's get to the point. we have a little-bitty war at the moment... Aro: *sighs* Again? Heidi: Carlisle: yeah... and we need your help. we must defeat our enemies. Alice is already crazy about fighting and you know what happens when she is dissapointed. Aro: Okay. how many soldiers do you need? Carlisle: Uhm, i don't really know! as many as you do without. our enemies are strong. Aro: Okay. i'll send them over. oh, BTW, who are the enemies? Carlisle: i don't think that you wanna know... Aro: TELL ME! Carlisle: *inscrutable mumbling* Aro: I didn't understand. carlisle: the CFP'sAro: WTH??? THE CFP'S????Carlisle: uhm... yes.... Tegan: WHAT??? YOU SEND SOLDIERS TO FIGHT MY FRIENDS??? DON'T YOU DARE!!!! Aro: oh tegan... my only love... of course i won't send soldiers to fight them... Tegan: *taps foot* but..? Aro: but... :idea: to help them! we will support them! Tegan: YESSS... Carlisle: NOOOOOO! | |
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| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:44 am | |
| Tegan: I was only joking, darling. You do know that the CFP's tied me up, right? Aro: So, we should help the Cullens? Carlisle: YEES- Tegan: Hell no! We should create our own side, sweetheart! Carlisle: WTF??? |
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Twilight<3 Admin obsessed with Milo
Posts : 541 Join date : 2008-04-06 Location : Going through my wardrobe... and then shocked to find Pix there!
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:44 am | |
| Sorry but what the hell does CFP stand for? Crazy Fan... People?
Wait a moment.. did I just accidentally reread JS's skit or did it actually repeat itself...? Ah, it did repeat itself and I think I'm beginning to hate the word "again." As a question that is...
Twi: *taps foot on the floor* Carlisle: Our own side?! Aro: Hmmm, good thought. Tegan: Damn straight! Twi: *ahem* Tegan: What, darling Twi? ...TWI! Twi: Yes, yes, I'm here. Aro: What are you doing here? Twi: I'm here to help you defeat the CFP (again, what does this mean?) Carlisle: Brilliant! But why are you going to help defeat them? You are one of them! Twi: Pffft, no I'm not. They've been driving me up the wall lately! Tegan: o.O Okay then... we create our own side. Aro: Let's get planning. Carlisle: No, no, a proper side has a name for itself. Aro: What are you on about? Carlisle: A team name! Aro: Didn't catch that. Carlisle: A NAME, YOU DIM-WIT! Aro: Ah, a name. Tegan: I can't believe you just called my lover a fucking dim-wit! Twi: Oi! No fighting. We are a team here...
Sorry, it's late and I'm tired and I'm just recovering from hyperness. And for some reason, I had to continue to fight the urge to curse every other word. I don't know why... I mean, sure, I curse but not every word. It's odd, don't ask. | |
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Pixie Badass Mod who thinks Dom is hotter
Posts : 188 Join date : 2008-04-12 Age : 30 Location : Hiding in Twi's wardrobe...sssh!
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Nebelph The mad guy the admins thought was responsible enough to join them...muahahahaha
Posts : 189 Join date : 2008-04-27 Age : 33 Location : I used to know till Jag popped me...now I forgot :(
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:55 pm | |
| *whispering* AT: Wow! *whispering* Sits: Oooooooh. *whispering* PB: Oh my... *whispering* Pix: Cool. *whispering* Cambz: Me likey. *whispering* Jag: Shush, I thought I heard something... *whispering silence*
Ben: Well, if you're all going to be like that, I think I'll just go join the Cullens or the Volturi. Who to pick...eany, meany, miney, moe...aw heck, I'll just join the Volturi cos Teg and Twi are cool and appreciate genius.
Aro: We need to rescue Carlisle. Heidi: We need a distraction then. Twi: Well, the CFPs are planning to rescue JS, so we could use that. Teg: Perfect. Aro: Just as my beautiful Tegan said. | |
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Pixie Badass Mod who thinks Dom is hotter
Posts : 188 Join date : 2008-04-12 Age : 30 Location : Hiding in Twi's wardrobe...sssh!
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:49 pm | |
| Yes skit!!!
Tegan:Awwww Aro-poo you think im beautiful... Heidi: Aro:I truly do sweetheart *holds Tegnag hand* OoO Tegan you naughty girl... Tegan:Ooops you heard haha sorry honey-bunny Aro:Don't say sorry Teggie bear Heidi: *gag* Ben: *dramatic entering* I AM HERE TO JOIN YOUR SIDE Twi:Ben?!? Tegan:Ben?!? Heidi:Ben!! *swoon* Ben:Erm, well yeah, *strikes pose* I am here with my evil genius thinking brain of mine... Heidi:Yay!*glides over to Ben and takes arm* Jane:Erm.... Carlisle?!? Twi:Yeah, we need to get a plan together...
meanwhile Pix:Wait so let me get this straight we lost Twi,Tegan and Ben Everyone:*nod* Pix:We are at war with the Cullens and the Volturi... Everyone:*nod* Pix:and we need to save Js Everyone:*nod* Pix:and the only plan we have is that were going to go shopping next Saturday.. Everyone:Yeah, pretty much.. Pix:Oh..okay Sits:So..... Jag:Yep! Pix:We really need Ben he's the only one that'll come up with a plan... AT:Screw him *gets into car* lets go bitches scramble to get a good seat AT:Lets go get her!!!! Everyone:Yay!! Sits:wait who? Pix: JS,Rob Jag pushed her out Sits:Oh I thought she was sky diving or bungee jumping Everyone:
arrive at Cullen headquaters where Alice and Jasper is keeping JS AT:Okay heres the plan me,Jag and p_b will go inside and get JS Sits:Why do you get to go in? Jag:Cuz were awesome and were freaking founders of TSBM Pix:Fair point AT:so Sits and Pix you'll be bait Sits and Pix: *gulp* jag:oh suck it up you'll be fine
Jag:Well, skoot off and ring the door bell Pix:C'mon Sits
Jag, p_b and AT sneak around the Cullen house and try to find a window
Pix:You ring it.. Sits:What?no you do it Pix:No I said it forst you have to do it Sits:Shit up and ring the friggn bell dingggggg dongggggg Edward:Hello?Oh its you's what the hell what are you doing here? Pix:I-I-I- Sits: we wanted to know if Alice was in Edward: Alice? Sits:Um.Yeahhh we wanted to uhmm!!??!! *panic* *elbows Pix* Pix:I think your really hot Edward: What? Sits: Edward:I'll go get her Sits:I think your really hot that all yuo could think off??!!? Pix:its true,but I panicked Alice:What do you want?? Sits:Oh hi Alice Pix:and Edward....*looks at Sits* Pix:Is uhm Jasper here?? *looks behing Edward into house* Alice:Yes why do you want to know?/ Pix:I-I well we Sits:I think hes really hot Alice: well hes unavailable... continue random convo on Cullen porch Jag:OoO a window....there p_b:its really high up AT:Give me a footsie Jag:Pfftttt.....
Okay my fingers are tired....someone continue | |
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Twilight<3 Admin obsessed with Milo
Posts : 541 Join date : 2008-04-06 Location : Going through my wardrobe... and then shocked to find Pix there!
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:57 am | |
| I'm going to completely make something off the top of my head... and it's going to have a bit of Breaking Dawn spoilers in there... Loch Ness Monster: *walks in the room* Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!!! LNM: Jake, m'love? Why are you running from me? Jacob: YOU- YOU- YOU'RE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! LNM: *creepy stare* I'm your soulmate and we're supposed to be together forever. I even have naughty dreams about you occasionally... ... ... Hehe Jacob: Erm... *gag* LNM: *continues creepy stare with weird smile* Here. Let me touch your cheek so I can show you all the memories I had of us in my dream. Watch it, though, it gets a bit, heh, *eye twitch* dirrrrty. *eye twitch* *gurgle* Jacob: Oh my freaking god. Why is your hand all slimey? That's disgusting! LNM: You love it, don't you. Jacob: Not really. LNM: Yes. Yes, you do. You love every minute of it. *touches cheek with slimey hand* Jacob: *flash of memories* Bella: *walks in* Oh, Nessie!!! I love you so much! Jacob? Jacob?! Carlisle! Quick, get in here! Carlisle: *examines Jacob* I think he has gone into a state of shock. Bella: What caused this? Carlisle: Usually, it is from a series of disturbing pictures or scenes. Bella: Hmm, I wonder what happened to him. Jacob: LNM: Oh, my poor Jacob. *eye twitch* *eye twitch* *gurgle* *hiccup* | |
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dreams of yesterday Has the potiential of stalking JK Rowling
Posts : 1015 Join date : 2008-04-06 Age : 30 Location : writing again, thank god.
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:03 pm | |
| Awe. Man. Our skits thread is like dead... Okay here is a skit I made alongg time ago Host: Introducing Mr.Mike Newton. *Bella and Alice are watching Dearly Beloved. A show where people talk about their feelings to people who they think are their true loves.* Bella: Mike Newton? Are you kidding me? Alice: *laughs* He's from Forks right? Rose? Rosalie: *comes into living room and sees Mike on T.V* What the hell is he doing on television? Bella: No idea... Alice: *has vision* Holy crap. Bella & Rose: What? Alice: *evil grin* Just watch. *they watch* Mike: I am here to talk about the love of my life. Bella: Please say Jess. Please say- Mike: Bella Swan. Bella: Damn. Why me? Mike: I've known Bella for a really long time now. We were a couple so to say. Bella: Excuse me? WHAT? Mike: She was taken half way through the school year by an Edward Cullen. Alice: Oh for God's Sake! Rosalie: How low can he get? Mike: I coped through the remaining three years. But after graduation she disappeared. Bella: Did I now? Mike: I have been persuing her. Researching everything about the Cullen's. Even had a spy- Rosalie: So that's who that was. *Bella & Alice turn to her* Alice: What? Rosalie: Some guy came looking for Edward. Emmett slammed the door in his face. I think Em broke his nose. *they laugh* Mike: The spy came back with a broken nose and nothing to link me to Edward. There is no trace of Bella. She has been taken by something. Something that doesn't exist. Bella: He's not something. He's someone. By the name of Edward Cullen. Who I HAVE MARRIED. God Mike. Mike: I believe she the victim of a vampire. Bella: I'm a victim alright *rolls her eyes* Mike: So now I've become *he rips off his shirt* A VAMPIRE HUNTER. Alice: Damn. Are you kidding me? Bella: Oh man. Rosalie: *laughs* What a loser... | |
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Kaylachu Crazy, french-speaking, obsessive Mod who is also Batgirl
Posts : 1047 Join date : 2008-04-07 Location : Well....Evil plots don't just make themselves you know!
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:32 pm | |
| guys...We should start a new skits thread or something I really miss them and no one posts anymore we should just start over | |
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dreams of yesterday Has the potiential of stalking JK Rowling
Posts : 1015 Join date : 2008-04-06 Age : 30 Location : writing again, thank god.
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:28 am | |
| Yeah. I really miss them They made me happy | |
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Kaylachu Crazy, french-speaking, obsessive Mod who is also Batgirl
Posts : 1047 Join date : 2008-04-07 Location : Well....Evil plots don't just make themselves you know!
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:20 pm | |
| I know...I got nothin though writers block | |
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dreams of yesterday Has the potiential of stalking JK Rowling
Posts : 1015 Join date : 2008-04-06 Age : 30 Location : writing again, thank god.
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:39 pm | |
| Me neither.
Pfft. GUYS *waves hands* What happened to all our skitzers? | |
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Kaylachu Crazy, french-speaking, obsessive Mod who is also Batgirl
Posts : 1047 Join date : 2008-04-07 Location : Well....Evil plots don't just make themselves you know!
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:43 pm | |
| PEOPLE! darnit! someone come on here and get a skit started! | |
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dreams of yesterday Has the potiential of stalking JK Rowling
Posts : 1015 Join date : 2008-04-06 Age : 30 Location : writing again, thank god.
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:30 pm | |
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Kaylachu Crazy, french-speaking, obsessive Mod who is also Batgirl
Posts : 1047 Join date : 2008-04-07 Location : Well....Evil plots don't just make themselves you know!
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:31 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:43 am | |
| Venustas: Aro, I want to write a skit Aro: Then why don't you write one? Venustas: I am. I'm typing up our conversation right now. Aro: What are you planning on doing with it? Venustas: Post it on the TSBM Aro: *sigh* Okay Venustas: Come on! You have to make this interesting! Aro: Why me? It's your skit. Venustas: Because I depend on you, my love Aro: What do you want me to talk about? Venustas: Err...why don't you just help me write a skit? Aro: As in, I write it whilst you comment on what font/colour I use? Venustas: Precisly! Remember to write about the Cullens. They seem to be general interest. Aro: Okay then...
--- It was a pluvious afternoon in Forks, as was usual in the Olympic Peninsula. Alice- --- Venustas: You're writing a skit, not a fricking story Aro: I was writing an introduction. Venustas: And when I said "The Cullens", I meant Edward and Bella. I KNOW that Alice has a pretty power... Aro: Pretty? It is useful. Venustas: Right, but the pull of Twilight for normal people is Edward and Bella, so... *trails of suggestivly* Aro: *scowls* I can't beleive that Stephenie betrayed the entire vampire- Venustas: *sigh* Just write --- Edward: If only my power was as puissant as Aro's... Bella: It is okay, Edward. I love you anyway. It's a shame that Regnata's power is so much potent then mine... Emmett: Well I wish that I was as robust as Felix Rosalie: And if only I was as pretty as beauteous as HeidiAND THEN THE VOLTURI COMES AND KILLS ALL OF THE CULLENS --- Aro: *grabs the keyboard off of Venustas* You were the one who told me to write about the Cullens! Venustas: *glares* Surely you find me much more attractive then Heidi. Aro: Yes, dear one, I was only saying that- Venustas: *sniff* I don't want to hear it.
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Penny A real personality double of Bella (i.e. seriously cool)
Posts : 471 Join date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:51 am | |
| LMFAOOO Veve that was an awesome skit!!! --
Aro: I didn't say ANYTHING about Heidi being more atrractive than you! Veve: It's not like you didn't imply on it... Aro: I did not. Why should I, anyway? Veve: *sarcastic voice* What do I know?! *grabs keyboard* "And then a huge rock falls down on Heidi's head and she dies becau-" Aro: O.O WHAT?? Veve: So you actually do like her more than me? >( Aro: Er, that's not what I said. I just don't find it good that she dies. Veve: *rolls eyes* I see. *continues writing* "And finally, since everyone else is dead, Aro and Venustas get married and-" Aro: Ehm, that's nice to hear about, but firstly, I don't want everyone to be dead, and secondly, wouldn't that be a very short skit?! o.Ô Veve: Well... since you don't have ANY writing skills..!
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dreams of yesterday Has the potiential of stalking JK Rowling
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| Subject: Re: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:03 am | |
| Aro: Excuse me? V: Well, see oh nevermind. *the rest of the tsbm walk in* B*B: Yo! What's crackalackin? Penny: Crackalckin? B*B: Yuhuh, it's my new word. LTC: Alright then.... B*B: Don't ask alright.
V: Guys! Everyone (Well, B*B, Penny and LTC (Since we are the only ones here)): What?! V: Aro. Me. Quiet time... LTC: Pfft. B*B: Yuhuh, right. Penny: *eye roll* LTC: By the way, you can't just blow up the Cullen's. It doesn't work. V: Why not? LTC: Cause you aren't the actual writer. Only SM had that power. V: Awe damn, that's not cool. Aro: Actual it kind of is. V: *stares* Aro: Well she made me didn't she? V: *fumes* Aro:.... B*B: Haha. Aro you'd better run, V darling is getting m-aa-d. V: *fumes* Aro: What did I say! V: You don't want to blow up the CULLEN'S! Aro: I never said that. V:*fumes*
- - - - - God I miss the good old dasy. And It's seven here, and I am TIRED so my skits SUCK | |
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