Skits - the reason why most of us are here.

B*B: *trying to comfort Esme* Essie, its okay. *yells at someone* FOR GAWDS SAKE GO HELP RANA
Twi: Pix went.
B*B: Okay good. *pats esme on the head* Come on I'll help you.
*leads Esme away*
Twi:

*Outside*
Simon: *sobs* She's gone
Pix: *snicker* You knew it would happen sometime
Simon: *Grabs Pix's neck and holds her up* WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER
Pix: *gag, gasp* nothing.
Simon: *growls* yes you did
AT: *leaning against the house, blended in the darkness* For gawds sake simon, don't kill the poor girl. They didn't do anything to your 'beloved'. She learned to hate you on her own
Simon: *lets pix down, pix falls over gasping for breath* WHAT?
AT: You knew it was going to happen somtime didn't you?
Simon: Uhm.
Jag: *comes up behind Simon* Wow. You are really shallow boy.
AT: *snicker*
Simon: What are you guys doing?

--Haa. Alyson and Mar are like a gang thing. Wow. Didn't mean for that to happen. ANYWAYS, what will happen to simon? Will Esme be okay? Where did Rana go? And what about Carlisle and F&I?

B*B: Awe, Essie it'll be okay...
Twi: *gasp* We couldn't find her
*Rana calls from a phone*: Hay my bestie
B*B: Rans? Where are you!?!
Rana: On a plane to Volterra
B*B: Uhm, why?
Rana: Well I met up with Janey, and now we are gonna yell at our people. You get what I mean
B*B: Yeah I think I do, when are you coming home?
Rana: As soon as-Right now
B*B:
Rana: Haha it was quick, a little torture here and there
B*B: Oh.
Rana: Yup. See you soon!
B*B: Mmmkay. BRING ME SOME YUMMY ICE CREAM!
Rana: Okay.

Jace

Okay then. I guess I'll start. It has been forever since I've written anything though.

*Everyone is congegated at the TSBM mansion*
AT: Ummmmm, well. I called everyone here today so that we may discuss our plans to welcome Evey(Twi) back from her trip to the Volturi.
Tegan: *squeal!* I wonder if she saw Aro?!
B*B: Awww, no one cares. You should just drop it Teg, he's wayyy to old for you.
Tegan: Yeh, well Alec is too gay for you.
*Room breaks out in yells and 'burns'*
AT: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP. I can see this is going to be fun.

Okay - yes it sucked. But it is a start. Please help us out, put who your 'with' at the top of your next post. For example, the top of my post says 'Jace."

AT:Anyways, how are we going to welcome her back?
Sits:oh! oh! i know! me me!
AT:*sigh* I guess i should take the crazy one's first.
Sits:okay so we get, to the airport. We make banners and shiz, and then we hold a parade! Maybe with an elephant...
AT:I like the arport part. Not sure about the elephant and parade part...
Tegan:I wonder if Aro will be there!
Rana:i doubt it...
Tegan:But he'll be there right?
Pixie:Sshe said she doubte-
Tegan:BUT.HE'LL.BE.THERE.RIGHT?
R_W_W:uhhhh he'll be there?
Tegan:*wipes forehead* PHEW! cause ya know, i was scared there for a minute..i thought you guys wanted to take him from m-
BB:TEGAN WE DONT WANT HIM!
AT:SHUT UP NOW! OR I SWEAR TO GAWD!!!! Now anymore idea's that DONT involve flying elephants?
Sits*mutters*: I say flying elephants...they would be on the ground!

I'm gonna do something now that might not be liked by everyone... but you'll have to deal with it I think.

Jane's_sister: *joins them* Hey guys!
everyone: hey, you.
j_s: *looks at the bothered/excited/angry faces* is there a problem?
tegan: yes! i've got a problem!
AT: WE have got a problem. it's called tegan.
j_s: okay... well, what are the problems?
Tegan: i was wondering whether aro will come to the parade...
AT: ...and i was wondering how TO MAKE TEGAN SHUT UP!
j_s: *ponders* *lightbulb* think i have the solution to one of the problems!
AT: to mine?
j-s: no... to tegan's. i'll ask my sister. *closes eyes* *puts one finger at her temple*
everyone:
rr: uhm, what is she doing..?
sits: very good question...
j_s: *opens eyes* jane says that aro will come. she'll threaten him if he doesn't vollunteer.
everyone:
tegan: YAY!
j_s: so... are there any other problems?
rr: well, at first i'd really like to know what you DID!
j_s: that's an absurd question.
everyone: :bonk:
j_s: *ducks her head* ok, ok. did you think i called myself jane's sister for fun?
everyone: uhm yes.
j_s: of course i didn't. i AM jane's sister.
everyone: LE GASP!
j_s: i'm her missed older sister. and i have powers, too.
B*B: what kind of powers?
j_s: *shows off* i'm a psi talent. i can communicate telepathically. and i'm able to teleport.
everyone: *ponder*
sists: *lightbulb* so you can get us some elephants?
j-s: of course! *snaps fingers*
*elephants poof in*
everyone:

sorry, but if tegan can have her aro i want my psi talents... and my sister! sorry if i missed someone.

AT: Jace?
Jace: *scared* Yes babe?
AT: Do you have your stele?
Jace: Yes, but why -
AT: Give it to me (the stele).
Jace: But -
AT: I said give it.
Jace: Fine. Here *hands over stele*
AT: Now Jace - has Clary finally gotten the smarts to make a shut up rune?
Jace: Well yes, but -
AT: *temper breaks* SHUT UP. What's the f*ckin' rune look like?
Jace: Babe look -
AT: What is it?
Jace: It's two lines a circle, then an oval.
AT: Thank -you darling. Now come here Tegan.
Tegan: But -
AT: :stfu: NOW.
Jace: Alyson -
AT: Tegan come here. Put out your arm.
Tegan: Why?
AT: Oh you'll see. *goes to mark Tegan's arm*
Jace: *swipes stele* NO.
AT: :red:
Jace: *uhhh* Sweetie, Tegan's not a shadow hunter. It'll just kill her.
AT: Oh. Yeah.
Tegan:
*akward silence*
B*B: Why don't we all just take five......

*Five minutes later.*
AT: So, any more ideas?
Ben: We could have one of those planes pulling a banner behind it saying "Welcome back Twi" or something.
Teg: gjg alo slkvu aly mpq fsame.
Sits: What?
Teg: gjg alo slkvu aly mpq fsame!
*Pause*
BB: What?
Teg: egrdf rawefwh eifhiuhd exlzpa xdhaswef, dgka sfda wqiw dcee ssdrv @~!$!()?<>!£&*@~]!!!!!!
JS: Maybe if we...
AT: DON'T. Even. Think. About untieing her.
JS: *Cowers from Teg and AT*
AT: So, any more thoughts?

When did I tie Tegan up?

AT: A song, banners - anything else?
Tegan: Well.....
AT: - *glare* From someone who's not tied up?
RR: Well, we could order her a cake?
AT: Suuuuuuure. When does she even get back, thats kinda an itty bitty important detail.
Everyone: Uhhhh....

JS: what about cookies? i'm really good at baking cookies.
AT: yeah, cookies are much more important than a cake.
JS: ok, ok...

i just had to do that... though only very few people will understand that...

AT: Ummm, see. This is why I asked like 4 fucking days ago, when she was coming back.
RR: Actually it was only three.
AT: *Glare*
JS: Ummm... we kinda need to turn here ot pick up the baked goods.
B*B (happens to be driving the car* Hmmm? *Face is stuffed with a donut*
JS: I said we need to TURN HERE!
B*B: Mmmmhmhmhmhm......
*B*B launches into an overdramatic huge turn that flips everybody in the car upside down.*
AT: Wonderful, just great.