SKITS thread

Carlisle: Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Dom: Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Carlisle: Wait...what? That's my line... and you are no doctor!
Dom: Erm, yes I am, I got an honorary doctorate degree.
Carlisle: That doesn't mean you are a doctor.
Dom: Sure it does!
Carlisle: Fine, then. Take this next patient.
Dom: Erm, how about I give a healing drumbeat and you can work on them. -starts drumming-
Carlisle:

Let's get back in to the swing of things, yeah?

Bella: Edward, snap out of it!
Edward: Dum, dum, dee-dummmmmmmm, dum
Bella: Carlisle! I told you no more raping Edward!
Carlisle: -shifty eyes- I didn't rape him.
Bella: And what is this drum beat he's on about?!
Carlisle: Some random guy claimed to be a doctor. When I told him to take the next patient, he said he could only provide a healing drumbeat. He was an odd fellow.
Edward: NEVER FORGET THE BEAT!

Alice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! -comes screaming like a maniac with a frying pan-
Mike: What the-?
Bella: -slides out of Gaylord's arms-
Alice: -hits Mike with a frying pan-
Mike: What was that for?
Alice: Now you will be gay!
Mike: What are you talking about? I love Bella.
Alice: Dammit. Well, it's just to knock you out then.
Mike: But I'm not knocked out.
Alice: Here, catch! -throws teddy bear at Mike-
Mike: -holds it up and smiles-
Alice: -rips teddy bear out of his hands- Play time's over. -knocks him out with a frying pan-
Bella: Why did you give him that teddy bear?
Alice: Dunno. I just really wanted to say a clever line before I knocked him out.
Bella: Clever.
Alice: Precisely.

Bella: Wait, how long was he gay for?
Alice: Hmm, maybe a couple months.
Bella: SO I'VE BEEN GETTING IT ON WITH A GAY MAN?!
Edward: I'm not gay now so..
Bella: EWWWW!
Edward: But I'm a macho, macho mannn.
Jasper and Emmett: -come in with jazz hands- You wanna be a macho man!
Bella: ...
Dom: -gives a drum beat in the background-
Edward: FEEL THE BEAT!
-Everyone becomes hypnotized under the drumbeat-

Jake: Did I hear my name?
Mike: JACOB! -glomps-
Jake: -embraces-
Everyone:

Edward: -continues to chew on Bella's leg- Mmm, delicious.
EHL: That's good. Maybe next we'll discuss cannibalism.
Edward: -nods-
EHL: Now, you two, come with me. Now.
Jake and Mike: -follow- Yes, ma'am.

-in the EHL's secret office-
EHL: Now that we're alone... I must confess something.
Mike: -scared-
Jake: -terrified- What is it?
EHL: I'm...well...I'M A MAN! I've been waiting for you two to say you were gay because I've just been so damn attracted to you both! -pulls off wig- See? I'm a -deep voice- man.
Jake and Mike:

(*Penny runs over to Tegan and whacks with crowbar* Please stop being so weird and scary.)

*meanwhile*
Emmett: Where IS everyone?!
Dom: I.. dunno. *files nails*
*5 minutes later*
Emmett: Geez, this is boring. *kicks rock*
Dom: Exactly. I think I'm gonna head off...
Emmett: Yeah, go ahead and leave me alone with-
Dom: WAIT!!!!!!!
Emmett: What?! o.O
Dom: Dude ... Where is my car?!?

HAH! This thread hasn't been posted in since 26 December 2008.
I suppose I will go buy toaster streudals for the morning now.

wow. Skits used to be like....my life.
Remember the original TSBM
like, not this site, but the one before it.
How long ago was that?

I know, I used to love skits.
And then remember we did skits through PMs, haha.
Wow, that was forever ago. I don't think I even know the url anymore!
That was like.. March of 2008?
Holy sh't, it's been two years.

it doesn't feel like it's been that long.
but then again, I guess it does.
It does, but it doesn't, I guess.

I don't know, it's just weird..
This site has been empty for so long but I feel like it was yesterday when were all obsessed with it.

I know, hey?
it was like....the shiz, man.

Jade: I miss the good ol days...

gawd. me too.

Jade: *cries* where did the good days goh!

*sigh*
*sob*

i miss this site ... kayla and i talk about it sometimes at school ... i still miss it ... *sob*