Skits - the reason why most of us are here.

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Ah, the beloved skits thread and the reason why most of us are here. Either continue off of the other thread on our old forum or create a new one! Whatever, I don't care.

By the way, this may be moved to Fun and Games later. I'm not sure where this thread belongs.

hahah i'll try to add on!


Aro: Fine i wont say anything then!

Alice: Good!

Aro: I wont say anthying at all!

Alice: grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Aro: Oh sorry master*covers mouth* i forgot!

Alice: Its fine! Just follow me!

Aro: Yes master!

Alice: You are getting on my LAST nerve, Aro. One more outburst and you are out of here.
Aro: *opens mouth to speak*
Alice:
Aro: *covers mouth and doesn't say anything*
Alice: Aah, much better. Now what should we do with our next victims.
Aro: :idea: *starts putting hands around him as if he were in a box. You know, like what mimes do?*
Alice: What the hell are you trying to say?
Aro: *continues miming*
Alice: Just spit it out already!
Aro: *shakes head*
Alice: Okay, you can talk again!
Aro: Let's put them in a box.
Alice: That was your brilliant idea?
Aro: I wasn't done. With... ALLIGATORS!
Alice: Brilliant!
Bella: :shocked:
Alice: So, Aro, where can we find Alligators?
Aro: the wolves!
Alice: Thos are werewolves, not alligators!
Aro: No, no, we inject them with this liquid!
Alice: I thought we already had green liquid.
Aro: No, this is turquoise.
Alice: It looks green to me.
Aro: Okay... but it's actually turquoise.
Alice: I don't think so.
Bella: Just tell us what it does, Aro.
Alice: SHUT UP, VICTIM!
Bella:
Aro: Okay, if we inject them with this turquoise liquid, they will all think they are alligators and try to snap off anyone's head that gets too near!
Alice: Brilliant. *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHA!
Aro: *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Alice: What did I say before? Not too much and not more than me!

Bella: Oh never mind! Just let me go!!!!

Alice: Never!!!

Bella: Oh come on you guys, i need to pee!!!

Aro: Right thats what you want us to think!

Bella: *squirming and bouncing in place* im serious! My bladders about to explode!

Alice: Sure it is....

Bella:*turning red and bouncing fastly* Guys i need to go to the bathroom, NOW!!

Aro: Your not going anywhere!

^^im sorry that was completly stupid and random

jasper: honestly alice i can feel bella about to explode. she literally is about to pee in her pants.
alice: SILENCE! its probably because she fears me! MUAHAHAHA *looks pointedly at aro*
aro: oh right sorry. MUAHAHAHAH
jasper: *runs to a corner rocking back and forth*
aro: master do you still need that turquoise liquid?
alice: of course, now off to la push!
bella: uhm guys... *turns red*
vampires: ugh! bella! couldnt you just hold it in for a few more minutes?
bella: well i told you i needed to go!

Ok i'll add a bit

Alice: BELLA SHUT IT
Bella:Bu-
Aro:Bella, master is busy...
Bella:But I really need to go....*jumps about*
Alice: humans... good thing we are more civilised...MWAHAHAHAHA..*glares at Aro*
Aro:Mwahah...*cough*hah
Alice:ENTHUSIASM GOD DARN IT ARO!
Aro:Sorry master...MWAHAHAHA..
Alice:Thas more like it know why don't we-
Bella:Ooops...*looks down*I made a mistake
Alice:Ewww....BELLA that is horrible...:evil:you ruined my carpet
Bella:But I had-
Alice: THATS IT TO-TO-TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER!
Aro:*gasp* but master I-
Alice:SILENCE ITS WHAT SHE DESERVES
Bella:Whats the naughty-
Jasper:*points in the direction of the naughty corner*
Bella:*gulp*

Ok bad but it was my first one on here I'm a bit rusty

This is a new and scarier corner!! MWAHAHA!

Aro: Master?
Alice: What is it?
Aro: Oh, never mind.
Alice: Okay.
Aro: No, master?
Alice: Yes?
Aro: No, no, forget it.
Alice: Okay.
Aro: Wait, master?
Alice: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!
Aro: I really don't think Bella should be in the naughty corner. She could be scared to death.
Alice: Bella's fine. Look at her!
Bella: :affraid:
Alice: Er... it's what she deserves!
Jasper: What did she do?
Alice: She urinated on my perfectly clean carpet!!!!! How dare her!

Sorry, not my best.

Why don't we have a fresh new start since nobody knows what the hell is going on. M'kay?
New topic anyone?

Well, there's a beginning to every war, so we'll start it out as truth or dare and see where it takes us...

Alice: Jasper! Come play Truth or Dare with Edward and I.
Edward: Alice, when did I ever agree to that?
Alice: Just now.. actually in about 30 seconds.
Edward: Oh, fine. I'll play.
Bella: *walks in front door* There you are Edward!
Alice: Jasper, Bella's playing, too!
Bella: Truth or Dare again?
Edward: You got it.
Emmett: Count Rose and me in!
Alice: Where's Carlisle and Esme?
Esme: Here we are!
Alice: Yay! Everyone's here. Let's start.

*Doorbell rings*
Bella: Who could that be?
Jasper: I don't know but I feel a lot of excitement.
Edward: Ugh, and I see them undressing me with their minds.
Bella: WHAT?!
Alice: It's the SKITS girls..
Cullens and Bella: *gasp*

*SKITS girls come streaming in*
Jag: Count us in, Alice!
Alice: Oh, so many people!

Continue!

AT: *walks in* Thanks for leaving me to park the van guys, that wasn't very nice.
Everybody: *Snickers*
AT: Whatever *walks over and plops down next to Emmett and gives him a big ole' hug* What's up buddy.
Emmett: Hey AT, what's up? Pound it *holds out fist*
Rose: Whatever, can we just get on with it.
Jag: You have a problem Rosalie?
Rose: Oh no - not at all - I mean its not like you destroyed ROKE and Mike.
P_B: Hey. Heeeeeeyyyyy *Points figure drunkedly* Heyyyyyyy.......Its not.....oooouuur.....faaaault.
r_r: Okay - who gave her the alcohol?
Edward: *Shifty eyes*
AT: Whatever, the damage is already done, hand me one while your at it.
Jag: Me too!
Alice: Dear God - can we just get on with it?

Sorry - I had to. me and Jag were getting thirsty........ Please conitune, yes I know it sucked but I haven't written anything in a while, because I have to edit all the off -topicness. Uhhh hmmmm.

ltc - *STORMS IN* Some one forgot to invite me....i mean really...I feel so ditched
bella - well i sure didnt invite you
ltc - well why wouldnt you
bella - cuz your one of those skits fangirls!
ltc - yeah and...whats your point HUH?
bella - you guys dont like me anyway
ltc - yeah cuz you have the awesomest boyfriend ever!
bella - I know
ltc - SO DO I
bella - WHATS YOUR POINT
ltc - YO MAMA
Renee - im confused!
bella - OH NO YOU DI-INT!


haha...i always wanted to have a cat fight with bella...okay no i didnt not until i started writing the skit lol

ahahahah! OMG very good guys!

Alice: SIT DOWN BOTH OF YOU!. there will be no YO MOMMA's in this house.!
*Door crashes open*
Sits: Well excuse me! where was i? you guys left me stuck in LONDON! for petes sake.
r_r: Who's Pete?
Sits:It's just an expression
ltc: No go onnnn who's Pete?
Sits:It just a-
at:yhhh ohhhh sits has a boyyy-
Sits:IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION!
*plonks down to sit next to Edward*
Sits:Edward.*Stone cold*
Edward:Sits.*innocent face*
Alice:OK ALREADY! there is no Pete! now Jasper i dare you too...
Rosalie:who said it was your go?
Alice:i did.
Rosalie:well i say it's not
Alice:WELL I SAY IT IS!
Edward:Girls girls there's enough of the E man to go around
Everyone:Who?
Edward:as i explained on the lex...it is the first letter of my name with MAN on the end. It's not that hard.
Banana*Bear: but i thought only the cooll boys had names like that...
Edward:yeahh. and i am a cool boy. what are you implying?
Everyone:*snickers*
Alice:MOVING ON...jasper i dare you to ....

someone can carry on to see what Alice dared Jasper!
ii'm rubbish with dares sorry i couldn't think of one!