Skits - the reason why most of us are here.

B*B: Uh, no Twi. He's mine. You have JB, sorry to brake it to you! *wraps self around him*
Jace:Umm, okay. *shows Clary* This is....
Twilight: Clary we know. We've read the books.
B*B: R-R be serious Simon?
Simon: What about me
B*B: Its just that its, well you....
Simon: What?
Twilight: YOUR JUST TO CLINGY
B*B: *hits Twilight* SHHHH
Simon: WHAT? *looks at Clary* Is this true?
Clary: Um, of course not.
R-R: NO IT ISN'T SIMON!
B*B: Yus, don't listen to us *quotes* wrong people.
Simon: Huh?
R-R: They don't see you the way I do.

Clary: Hey, I'm Clarissa, but you can call me Clary
Mike: *says dreamily* I'm mik.
Clary: Mik?
Edward: His name is Mike, he just can't speak.
B*B: No, Eddie, he's gay. *turns to Simon and r-r* GET A ROOM!
Jace: Uh, who are all these people?
B*B: Well, him *points to Edward* That's Eddie...and
Edward: No! My name is Edward, not EDDIE! B*B stop calling me that!
B*B: *pouts* Alice let me call him Eddie
Alice: She can call you Eddie, and I don't see why she can't I do.
Edward: *under his breath* I know, and I hate it.
Twilight: What about me?
B*B: What about you?
Twilight: Uh, uh nevermind.

Twilight: Hi Jace. *bats eyelashes and flirty giggle*
Jace: Hey.
B*B: *ahem* Hello.
Jace: Wow, two beautiful ladies.
B*B and Twilight: *giggle*
Alice: Excuse me! But we're in the middle of a game!
Jace: I'm in!
Simon: Me as well.
rr: *dreamy sigh* Count me in too, then.
Simon: *smiles at rr*
Clary: I'm playing.
Alice: Okay, then. Jace! Truth or Dare?
Jace: Dare.

What's going to happen...

B*B: OMIGOSH OMIFRIKINGOSH! *faints*
Twilight: Wow.
Jace: I would not have done this again period. Enjoy it while you can.
B*B: I LOVE YOU ALICE AGAIN!

Okay, I agreed to this *sob* so I'll make it official. I'm taking *sob* Magnus.

Magnus: *comes in front door* Hello, everyone. What did I miss?
sits: Ooh, shiney.
Twilight: Hi, Magnus. *shy smile*
Magnus: Hello, my dear. *kisses Twilight's hand*
B*B: Guess that means you're all. mine.
Jace: Uh, oh.
B*B: *kisses Jace and then faints* I... forgot to breath.
Twilight: *pout and then whispers* Let's make Jace jealous!
Magnus: *shrug* Okay. *Twilight and Magnus kiss*
Simon: Everyone's doing it... *kisses rapidreader*
AT: Aw, I feel so lonely.
Jag: Me too.
pb: Me, as well...
ltc: We need more boys...

haha you guys are so funny....lol

random skits

Latuacantante - MMMBOP DA BA DOOOOOOO BOP DUYA DA BA DOOOO BOP MMMBOP....
Seth - *walks in* oooohhhhmy....
Ltc - MMMBOP....OH! *embarrases* hi seth!
Seth - ummm...have you seen my hairbrish
ltc - umm....it was over there....that gives me an idea *pushes button on cd player and sings along* OH WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH OH WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH
Seth - Sometimes I wonder...
ltc - wonder what
Seth - oh nvm
ltc - *pouts*

hahahahahahahahahahaha I miss veggievamps *sniff* that was sooooo fun!

Magnus: Heyyy
tegan: hiii*shy*
Sits: Moving onnnn ...we need more boys. *mumbles* And i want jace.
Twilight:WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Sits: Nothing nothing. i still say i get Jace. And Edward move over your like sitting on my leg.
Edward: I am not!
*looks down*
Edward:Oh maybe i am...*moves*
Sits:ok now your just even more on me.
Edward:i will not move again
Sits:i'll MOVE YOU FOR YOU!
Twilight:ohhh your accent is sooo cute when your angry!
Sits:*fuming*

*In a corner*
r_r: Oh simonnnn! I think i love you.
Simon:I think i love you too!
r_r: OMG!*swoon*
Simon:Wanna make out again?
r_r:you but your shiny arse i do!

Banana*Bear: Jace..*says swoonely*
Jace: B*B*just as swoonely*
B*B:Wanna kiss me? as like our official kiss?
Jace: Of course my love!

*make out session in progress* WARNING* *WARNING*

Alice:OMG does anyone WANT to play truth or dare?
Everyone:we doo!
Alice:well stop making out and come over here.Ttwilight it's your turn to truth or dare Edward.
Twilight: ok then Edward Truth or dare?
Edward: Truth.
Twilight:hmmmm*diliberated for a second*
Twilight: ok well this is to test your love for Bella. Has any of the other girls in this room caught your eye
Edward:*answers quickley* No no none of them...
Twilight:Jasper is he lying?
Jasper:Yup
Everyone: *GASP!*

who does Edward fancy? is it a girl or is it a boy?

B*B: Awe Jace you are too kind *glares at sits.* He is mine, do not touch him!
Sits: Jace *sigh* I'm sorry B*B
Jace: Sorry Sits, I'm with B*B
Sits: *sigh*
Magnus and Twilight: *swoon*
Alice: Um, creepy Eddie, but w/e
Edward: Its okay.


*Gah! sorry could not think of anything! SITS STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN! *

hahaha NEVER i will NEVER give up looool!
anyway on with the SKITS! and plus i am still fighting for Edward even though i'm over him!

Edward: well i'll be going then....
Sits:not so fast...
Twilight:yeah *takes a breath from kissing Magnus* you havent said why you love all of us. Is it in a brotherly way or in a "i really wanna kiss you" way?
Edward:well...ii...you... it's in a "i really wanna kiss you" way
Everyone:LE GASP!

*MEANWHILE*
Sits: OMG am i hungry..does anyone have a mobile?(umm cell phone for those of you who dont understand) i really wanna order some pizza!
Emmett:i doo! *whips out phone*
Sits: Anyone else?
Twilight: i dooo. Magnus will you get it out of my back pocket will i try and find the aring i lost?
Magnus:*mouth watering*: oh..i...you..OF COURSE!
*hands phone to Sits:
Sits: ummm yeah*talks into phone* can i have a margaritta guys what do you want?
B*B:Veggiterian hot please. Jace? *sees jave looking at her* *SWOON*
Jace:*blushes having being found out*:I'll hav the same!
Sits: anyone else
Twilight: Fish and chips
Sits: ok i think they do that...anyone else.
r_r&Simon:Meat feast *look at eachother* *WARINIG -start making out_WARNING*
Sits: ok eww. Bella???
Bella:*glaring at Edward* oh nothing for me. But maybe a side dish of guilt for Edward and a fillet of fish to slap some sense into him.
Edward: you cannot deny me what i am!
Sits: and what might that be? oh SHUT UP Emmett, if i dont want to talk to you - and you know damn well why - then i wont.
Rosalie: dont talk to my husband like that
Sits: guess what i just did!
ltc:Peace and Love! (lol lex skits!)

Is there going to be a slap fight? and why does Edward want to kiss everyone?

Because he is Eddie, and sits don't ever take Jace or I will murder you while you sleep. JK.

*Rose and Sits start arguing*
Rose: Don't I said!
SITS: Well I did, and there is nothing you can do about it!
Rose: ARG! Don't EVER TALK TO EMMETT LIKE THAT
*Simon, r-r, B*B, Jace, Twilight and Magnus are sitting on the couch sort of piled on top of one another*
R-R: Calm down, Rose SITS didn't mean any harm
Rose: Yeah, that is what you all think
B*B: Rose I love you and shiz, but you are starting to tick me off in a very bad way. Fill it in people
Rose: So! I don't care what you guys think I don't like people talking smack about Emmett.
Alice: *mutters to herself* Even though he talks smack about other people?
Rose: What did you just say?

--Oh my! Is there going to be a fight in the Cullen household??----

Bella: Spit it out, Edward! Why do you love everyone here?
Edward: Er...um..I...what?
Bella: You heard me.
Edward: Right, see the thing is...*whisper*
Bella:

What did Edward whisper to her?!

bahahahahah!OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS ALSO
TO THE EXTEMNESS OF MY HEART!
i gues this means i'm balckmailing Eddy! How devious am i?

Edward: You cheeecky little B%£%^
Sits:Now now..no bad language unless you want this released. then your donefore.
Edward: okok One condition*whispers in my ear*
Sits:hmmmm okkayy BUT i get to compormise later
Edward*string of profanities*
*Out in the hall*
Bella: Edward...where dd you go? i was having such a good time.
Sits:EWWW*gag*
Edward:shut up. i'm in here bella
Bella:wht the hell are you doing in a closet?
Edward: getting ready for my grande finale
Sits:*snicker*: OMG this is too good to be true!*turns on video camera*
Edward:ARGHHH! just coming Bella.
*rips off trousers*
Sits:OMG hahahahahah i*gasp* you but i hahahaha OMG!
Edward:shut up and stay quiet*walks out into the hall*
Sits:*watching video tape*:Priceless! Tthere are some things money cant buy but for the other's there mastercard! now this video tape is my master card!

*downstairs*
Alice:i wanna party!!!
Jasper:you heard her people Party time!
Jace:maybe i should go check on her...as you guys said she may burst a blood vesel.
B*B:NO!(coldly)
Jace: yes mistress!
r_r:this is boring...
Simon:yeahhh wanna liven things up with a kiss?
r_r: you bet you crocked glasses i do!

Twilight: Magnus *gasp* your such a good*gasp*KISSER!
Magnus: oh i can do more than kiss!

what are my conditiond? what have i bound edward to do??? and what the HELL is going on Rosalie ad Emmett's bedroom?? al i can here is stuff falling down!

HAHA! I love these - they are hilarious!

Alice: C'mon, let's find Edward and Bella. They're bound to be in this house somewhere...
Jasper: All right.
Alice: Look in every room!
Jasper: Okay! I think I hear something in this room.
Alice: *opens door* Edward? Bella? SITS?

What did Alice see?