Some of the Best Skit Lines -Coming from our lovely skits page-

Okay I went back and read some of the old skits.
Holy crap. I forgot how freaking funny some of them are.

So if you have a favorite line or even a skit from the skits page post em' here.

- A few Lines From Pix's Skits -

Alice:Pff....I would kick her Donkey...
B*B:Oh really...?
Alice:Yeah *pushes B*B*
B*B:Oh no she didn't
Alice:WHAT?are you to CHICKEN...?
Twi:Ooooo...
B*B:Pix hold this *gives jacket*
Alice:Jazz hold this *gives jacket*

Alice:*starts dancing* Oh yeah can't touch this b*&^% *random dancing*
Twi:WDF?IS THAT?
Pix:I think shes still high..
Jace:I can't watch*covers eyes*

- A Few Lines from SITS's Skits -

Alice: YOU.ARE.GOING.TO.REGRET.THE.DAY.YOU.BOUGHT.THOSE.OREOS!

Sits:i said SHUT THE FLOWER UP! AND STOOOOOP!

B*B:*carzed look in her eyes*: do it do it do it! give it to her real good!

Sits:DAMN! ever since i dropped that vile, B*B been staring at me... whoops did i say staring? i meant GLARING AT ME!!! helloooooo???*echo*

B*B:ltc ltccccccccc
ltc:hmmm yes dear???
B*B:were on a BRIDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LTC WERE ON A BRIDGEEEEEEEEEE!

- A Few Lines from LTC's Skits -

(Okay its a whole skit. but i love it)
tc and seth - *stop running*
alice - *stops chasing them before she crashes into them*
alice - what is it
ltc - PENNY HAS AN OREO
alice - cookies!
seth - get her!
ltc, alice, and seth - *tackle penny to get her cookie*
penny - AHH! whats going on!
ltc - give me the cookie or die!
alice - no give it to me!
penny - get some from the oreo car
alice - we have an oreo car?
penny - yeah....emmett really likes those things
seth - *runs to oreo car* COOKIES!
ltc - BACK OFF PUNK!
seth - dont you love me
ltc - yeah, but i love oreos more
alice - both of you move
ltc - make me!
alice - i might just have to kill you...

(another whole skit of ltc's)
Edward - Yeah, I-i-I tell you somethin' When I say that something...I wanna hold your hand! I wanna hold your ha-a-a-a-a-a-and! I wanna hold your hand.
Emmett - Ew...I dont wanna hold your though
Edward - Ew! I wasnt singing it too you!
Bella - He was singing it to me actually...
Edward - Umm...well...erm...
Bella - You were werent you?
Edward - Well..
Bella - TELL ME!!
Edward - I was thinking of Jake...
Bella - WHAT???
Emmett - Awkward dammit!

(new line)
All of a sudden a black car pulls up beside them, the door flies open, Alice gets pulled inside and the car drives away all in a span of three seconds.
Seth- ???
Ltc - Dang it!
BB - AH the scary voice man got alice!

- Some of Twi's -

Alice: Any other plans? *munches on cookie*
B*B: Wait... where did you get that cookie?
Alice: *shifty eyes* Why?
B*B: Because...
LTC: Oh my God...
Seth: Am I missing something here?
LTC: People on the dark side always have...
LTC and B*B: COOKIES!
Seth: TRAITER!
Alice: I- I- oh dammit! *runs in house*

Also...
*in car*
Alice: And I like Sith Lords and I like pink and I like cars and I like Heidi...
Voice: Wha- what'd you say?
Alice: *truth potion wears off* What? What did I say?
Voice: You said you liked Heidi.
Alice: No I didn't...

- Some of Rana's -

Meanwhile, inside the car...
Voice: It's a good thing I got to you so fast.
Alice: AND I LIKE PONIES AND I LIKE JASPER AND I LIKE COOKIES AND I LIKE HARRY POTTER AND I LIKE STORIES AND I LIKE VOLDY AND I LIKE PICKLES AND I LIKE CLOTHES AND I LIKE SHOPPING AND I LIKE- *"Voice" puts his hand over Alice's mouth to keep her quiet*

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