Twilight Vending Machine

YOU GET TO MEET HANSON. With the Twilight Cast.

*inserts a dollar*

*hyperventilates* B*B! I LOOOOOVE YOU! *cradles Hanson poster in arms*

You get a month vacation in the Cullen house. (so...that includes various shopping trips with Rosalie, piano lessons from Edward, makeovers with Alice, days at the hospital with Carlisle, some cool, erm, antique lessons from Esme, video games with Emmett, history lessons with Jasper, and, erm, anything else!)

*inserts 1$*

Haha thanks Chadley..
Hm.

YOU GET A FREE CONCERT TICKET TO HANSON AND THE TWILIGHT MOVIE. Curteousy of myself.

Inserts a dollar

*gasp and chokes off into spluttering of "Hanson...Carlisle...Twilight..."*

You get a free trip to Volterra for a month long vacation! Time to hit the reruns of Gossip Girl with Aro!

*inserts 1$*

The machine cranks and grinds. It shudders a little. It goes silent for a few seconds. There are some progressively louder bangs. It sounds like your prize is coming out. It's gunna be big! It's gunna be awesome!

The machine jams.

You kick the machine. You punch the machine. You shake the machine.

You get your $1 back.

You take a baseball bat to the machine but it seems indestructible. You complain to an engineer. He fixes the machine. You insert your $1 again.

The machine cranks and grinds. It shudders a little. It goes silent for a few seconds. There are some progressively louder bangs. It sounds like your prize is coming out. It's gunna be big! It's gunna be awesome!

You get a "$5 off your next twilight book purchase" voucher.


As you run away screaming having just read the small print on the voucher, I arrive. I tap my pockets, I pull out my wallet and find that I am English and so have no dollars. I insert £1 instead (roughly $2).


P.S. The small print on the voucher says it is exchangable for one of those month holidays in the Cullen's house, a one month holiday in La Push or a vampire bite from a Cullen of your choice.

Umm..wow..Nebelph calm it down kay?..we dont want an essay there...

*Inserts £1*

You get a ride out to the wilderness with Emmett on a fun outdoorsy trip! *cough* If you don't like the outdoors, erm, you get...Alice's Porsche!

*inserts 1$*

I never got anything. That's the thanks I get for trying to insert a little more humour...

You get a vacation getaway with Aro!

*inserts 1$*

Yay!

You get a part in the movie!

*inserts 1$*

*hyperventilates* Thank you, Tegan, thank you!

You get to move to Volterra and get turned by Aro!

*inserts 1$*

Major squee!

Oh, lord, I hope Esme doesn't have a vicious side.

Anyway, you get to play Aro's wife in New Moon the movie!

*inserts 1$*

You get the wrist band Rob is wearing in the teaser!!

*inserts $1*

Aro pops out and gives you a kiss.. therefore reading your thoughts as well.

*inserts $1*

Teagan, you should be like bouncing off the walls!!!!!!! I know I am!!!! A romantic holiday with Edward!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to need plenty of paper bags due to hyperventalation!!!!!

You get to spend a whole week with the character of your choice.

*inserts $1*