You know you're addicted to Twilight when...

Subject: You know you're addicted to Twilight when... Sat May 24, 2008 2:10 am

Hehe, I got this idea off of the "You know you're addiced to TSBM when..." thread!

You know you're addicted to Twilight when you're in youth, andthe preacher is like "And we all know what the greatest love story in the world is" and you scream out "TWILIGHT!" Only to then realise that they were talking about the bible.

You know you're addicted to Twilight when you go out to lunch with your family and when the garlic bread comes and your aunt says "Well, we'll be safe from vampires tonight", you start lecturing her about how vampires don't really care if you've eaten garlic recently or not.

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you see a tissue box and immediently relate it to New Moon because it has a red daisy on it (The both have red flowers!!)

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when after you've finished an exam you play a game where you have to find as many Twilight related things in the room as possible...and find almost 50.

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HAHA! Great idea Tegan! And those are FUNNY!!!!

You know you're addicted to Twilight when you can only read one page of another book before you must read Twilight again

When you join the TSBM (hehe)

When you have a paperchain in your room for everyday until BD comes out (guilty...lol)

Haha!!! Very Happy

Hehe, thanks!

You know that you're a addicted to Twilight when you start spazzing out when you find that the album of and awesome band is called "Be The Twilight."

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you decide that you want a silver mobile phone...because EDWARD has a silver mobile phone.

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you you spazz out because someone hands Jasper (the stone) around the class, and then when the stone gets to you and you can clearly see that it isn't Jasper Jasper, you accuse the stone of being an imposter and refuse to touch it.

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Um...guilty...

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you find yourself leaving letters in the Twilight books that are still at the bookshop for potential buyers to read.

You know your addicted to Twilight when you have already planned your trip to Forks even though you are only 13.

You know you are addicted to Twilight when you everything you say is somehow related to Twilight.
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You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you spend a footy match drawing Twilight comics.

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you're planning to name your cats after Aro and Edward.

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) can relate to Twilight in some way.

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you watch the credits on TV intently because you KNOW the executive producer's name is Edward.
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Some things exist whether you believe in them or not.

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you start of writing an essay on skin cancer and in some twisted way, it turns out as a report of how excited I am for Breaking Dawn (don't even ask!)

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you go on Yahoo People search and search all of the characters names.

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when everytime you go into a book shop, you start steering random people towards the Twilight display, claiming that it'll change their lives.

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you spend school lessons coming up with scenes of what would happen if different characters showed up at school (my favourite to imagine is Aro!!)

You know you're addicted to Twilight when you write fanfics instead of taking notes.

You know you're addicted to Twilight when the margins on all your papers are covered with random quotes from the book.
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Some things exist whether you believe in them or not.

You know that you're addicted to Twilight when you literally spend 14 hours going through every fanfic website you know looking for fanfics about Aro (I hope that none of you have done that one, though).

You know you're addicted to Twilight when you laugh every time you eat an apple.
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Some things exist whether you believe in them or not.

You know you're addicted to Twilight when the teacher is taking attendance and happens to call on someone named Edward and you jump up and say, "CULLEN?!"

You know you're addicted to Twilight when you force everyone you know to read it, then get mad if they take to long with your copy.

You know you're addicted to Twilight, when you get pissed if someone gives the book an even slightly bad review.

You know you're addicted to Twilight, when you keep seeing silver volvos where there aren't any.
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Please tell me Libba Bray pulled probably THE best prank ever. Please.
As always, banner by me.

You know you're addicted to twilight when you tell people your name is Bella Swan just to see if they recognize it.
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