Veggie Vamps!!!!!

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Hay! Does everyone else remember Veggie Vamps!?!?!?!?!? Well, I thought I would post them here!

Note: This is, really, almost every song that skitsters wrote. Bear with me.

Okay kids! Turn on those TV's because its time for Veggie Vamps!

Edward: If you like to talk to the un-dead, if some blood can make you smile, if you like to walts with a vampire, down the path at the speed of light...have we got a show for you!
All: Veggie Vamps! Veggie Vamps! Veggie Vamps! Veg-gie Vamps!
Bella: Rosalie, Emmett and me, Jasper three...
All: Veggie Vamps!
Carlisle: Alice too, there's me too, Edward and Esme...
All: Veggie Vamps! Its time for Veggie Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamps!
All: Hahahaha!
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Carlisle: And now its time for Silly Songs with Emmett, the part of the show where Emmett comes out and sings, a silly song.

Emmett: Oh veggie vamps love huntin' water buffalo, yours runs fast but mine runs slow, oh where do we find them? I don't know, oh veggie vamps love huntin' water buffalooooooooooooooooooo!
I took a buffalo to the store but got his head stuck in the door, so I just drank his blood some more oh-
Edward: Stop stop STOP! You cannot say all veggie vamps love water buffalo because we all do NOT love water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying 'Hey, I'm a veggie vamp and I don't like water buffalo,' and 'I can't find any waterbuffalo while I hunt,' so STOP BEING SO SILLY!"
Emmett: Oh veggie vamps love huntin' baby kangaroos, yours is pink, but mine is blue-
Edward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Carlisle: Tune in next time to hear Emmett sing another silly song!
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Carlisle: And now, welcome back to Silly Songs with Emmett, the part of the show where Emmett comes out and sings, a silly song.

Emmett: Oh, Edward loves to hunt mountain lion, he sucks all their blood and I'm not lyin'! He kills 'em real quick without even tryin', then he feels bad so he starts a-cryinnnnn'.
Edward: That is completely untrue. I do not cry.
Emmett: He'd eat a shark if he was Hawaiian, but in the heat his skin'd be a-fryin', oh there isn't any point in denyin', Edward is a--
Edward: SHUT UP EMMETT!

Carlisle: Tune in next time to hear Emmett singing another silly song!
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And now its time for love songs with Edward, the part of the show where Edward comes out and sings, a love song.

Edward: I said to her "I am a vampire, and I thirst for your blood just as well."
She said to me that "It does not matter", and I said "Aren't you scared of me why won't you yell?"
She said "No I'm not cause I know that, you hunt the animals instead." I said "I am extremely worried, but I guess it can work alright theeeeeen!"
Cause you my human girl, my little human girl,
I'll wait you-ooo OH I'll wait for you-ooo!
Oh you are my human girl, my temting human girl,
I'll wait for you-ooo, oh I will wait for youuuuuuuuuu.
Sometimes I stay at her house till sunrise, she talked in her sleep once or twice.
When I received a phone call from Emmett, "Hunting tonight meet at 9."
How could I resist such an offer? I hadn't hunted for a long time!
Human girl please do not get angry! I'll hunt and be back in a rhyyyyyyme!
Cause you're my human girl, my precious human girl!
I'll be back for you-ooo, I'll be back for you-ooo!
Won't be so long human girl, oh lovely human girl!
Be back for you-ooo, oh I'll be back for youuuuu-OOOOOOOO!
Cause I love you human girl with all my heart!
And there is nothing going to tear us both apart!
And if the world suddenly ran out of food,
I would get down on my hands and knees!
To see if someone accident'ly dropped some food in the dirt!
Then I'd wash it up for, wipe it up for you, clean that dirty food up just for youuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You are my huuuuuu-maaaaaaaan giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl.

This has been love songs with Edward, tune in next time to hear Edward sing, a love song.
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ooh how about RAPPING WITH ROSALIE

Yo, my name is Rosalie and I'm a supa fine vampire
Bella hangsout with wolvies, on the beach around a campfire
She listens to legends with her Quileute friend Jake
The real question is, when are she n Edward going to bake
I don't gotta eat, so no openin jars
In my spare time I like to work on cars
Emmett loves meh, with my long blonde hair
Our family's rich, look at the clothes that I wear
I"m 18
I'm hot
and I don't got to trot
...why..... because I run FAST

so boos that's all I gots to tell
don't you forget that I'm Rosalie Hale

peace

Hehe!

Subject: Re: Veggie Vamps!!!!! Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:06 pm

There was a flea on the wing of the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There was a flea on the wing of the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a flea, there's a flea,
There was a flea on the wing of the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
YAY!

Subject: Re: Veggie Vamps!!!!! Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:30 pm

haha i remember writing those on the skits thread on the lex...seems like ages ago

ill post mine, i still have them saved on my computer

Emmett - In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the vampire sleeps tonight! In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the vampire sleeps tonight
Edward - but Emmett, technically vampires DONT sleep
Emmett - FINE THEN , In the village, the peaceful village, the vampire HUNTS tonight...there happy Edward? now the vampires hunting instead of sleeping...
Edward - so now he's hunting in a village? whats that supposed to mean? he's hunting people? or their pets? ... the poor unsuspecting goldfish!
Emmett -God, Edward it was just a song!
Awimbuwa awimbuwa awimbuwa awimbuwa Ya dee dee dee dee Ya dee dee dee dee aweeumbumbawae!

Emmett - If my teeth ever left my mouth, packed their bags and headed south that'd be so sad. Id be so mad. If my teeth said adios I don't like you I think you're gross I'd be so sad. I'd call my dad.
Edward - Emmett, if you didn't have teeth you'd starve. End of story.
Emmett - So I can still sing!!!
Emmett (in a british accent) - tune in next time to hear more silly songs with Emmett. the part of the show when Emmett comes out and sings...a silly song!
Edward - Emmett...

ALL - We are the vampires who dont do anything we just sit at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you - We dont do ANYTHING!!!
Carlisle - Well I've never killed a human and I've never drank their blo-od. And I've never terrorised townfolk all ni-ight long. And I've never succumbed to my instincts. No I've never even thought about it and I try not to be a monster at all!
ALL - We are the vampires who dont do anything we just sit at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you - We dont do ANYTHING!!!
Alice - Well I've never rana t superspeed. At least not in front of a human. And I avoid walking around in that bright mid-day sun. And I've never transformed into a bat. And garlic doesn't scare the living daylights out of me Ana I try not to be a monster at all.
ALL - We are the vampires who dont do anything we just sit at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you - We dont do ANYTHING!!!
Emmett - Well I've never plucked a rooster and Im not to good at pingpong and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall. And I;'ve never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten headlice and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Rosalie - What are you talking about? What does a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a vampire?
Alice - Hey that's right~ You're supposed to sing about vampire - y things!
Edward - And who's ever kissed a chimpmunk? That's just nonsense!
Carlisle - Why even bring it up?
Edward - Am I right? What do you think!?
Rosalie - I think you look like Dracula!
Edward - No I dont!
Rosalie - Do too!
Edward - Do not!
Jasper - I think Im getting thirsty!
Alice - then go hunting!
Jasper - no says who?
Edward - says me!
Jasper - fine then, Dracula!
Rosalie - hehehe
Edward - HEY!!!
Emmett - Well I've never licked a spark plug and Ive never sniffed a stink bug and Ive never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings!
Carlisle - he just doesn't get it!
All - AND WE TRY NOT TO BE MONSTERS AT ALL!!!

Bella *claps* YAY!!
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Subject: Re: Veggie Vamps!!!!! Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:19 am

haha i miss veggie vamps...that was soo much fun!
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Subject: Re: Veggie Vamps!!!!! Mon May 26, 2008 10:32 pm

it works better if you know the tunes to the songs and everything....*sigh* i love vegie vamps
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Inside Eddie's head...

And by the way I adore you . . . in frightening dangerous ways.

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Subject: Re: Veggie Vamps!!!!! Tue May 27, 2008 4:29 am

Veggi vamps rock my world!!
Okay, that was cheesy Razz

Subject: Re: Veggie Vamps!!!!! Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:03 pm

I HEART VEGGIE VAMPS

that is all
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Inside Eddie's head...

And by the way I adore you . . . in frightening dangerous ways.

Feel the burn.