|
Goto page : 1, 2  |
| Author | Message |
|---|
makemedreamyourdreams
Awesome Admin who thinks Dom is wayyy better than Matt!
Joined : 06 Apr 2008
Posts : 573
Location : Hunting down Muse tickets
|  Subject: Vampire Mating Thread  Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:04 pm | |
| 
Okay, I'm just stealing Cocoa's first post off of the lex:
| Cocoa wrote: | A review of the guidlines.
-We are a PG-13 site. there is to be no graphic posts of any kind. Be sensitive yo our underage users. We use innuendo (i.e. baking, cookies, muffins).
- Vampire men are just that...MEN in every way, anitomically correct in functionality. They aren't Ken Dolls, they are fully functioning men, with all the right parts, in all the right places, that have all the right reactions.
-All vulgar posts will be deleted without warning. This was a MAJOR issue on the last thread.
-Please do not post pictures, only links to pictures. And all links must be appropriate for the PG13 rating.
-Vampres can NOT get pregnant, they are steryl. But that doesn't mean they can't bake.
-Venum is what keeps the ballon inflated.
-Skits are allowed as long as they comply with the above guidelines.
-Please do not ignor serious discussion topics, they have a place on this thread too.
Post with decorum. Just because you think its funny doesn't mean its appropriate. This too was a major issue on the last thread, lets not repeat it. |
I would put in the VMT links to the other threads but she doesn't have the right one's since they switched servers. But here's the thread that's on right now: Vampire Mating Thread Take 8
I don't know if you guys know all the terms or not but I'm sure some people do. Ash, don't you know them? I thought you were a VMT queen, too.
I thought this would be a fun thread because they don't like to repeat things over there and I came in on the seventh one, so I missed A LOT.
_________________
 -Amazing banner done by the lovely Twirls- Proud member of Team Dom |
|
  | |
makemedreamyourdreams
Awesome Admin who thinks Dom is wayyy better than Matt!
Joined : 06 Apr 2008
Posts : 573
Location : Hunting down Muse tickets
| |
| | |
Venustas
Potential Queen of Vampires - Pining for Aro
Age : 14
Joined : 07 Apr 2008
Posts : 2587
Location : Volterra, Italy
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:00 pm | |
| | Hm, how about Sex Ed with Emmett? |
|
| | |
makemedreamyourdreams
Awesome Admin who thinks Dom is wayyy better than Matt!
Joined : 06 Apr 2008
Posts : 573
Location : Hunting down Muse tickets
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:41 pm | |
| | xox.tegan.xox wrote: | | Hm, how about Sex Ed with Emmett? |
Haha, well Emmett does have a thing for bananas! Well, how about Carlisle can teach it [since he is a doctor] and Emmett can just have fun with it. I'll see if I can start...
*Cullen's at lunch*
Alice: Oh, no. Oh, please no!
Jasper: What is it, Alice?
Alice: I just saw something that's going to happen. I don't think we're going to like it...
Edward: *reads mind* Crap.
Emmett: What is it?
Edward: You'll find out.
*announcements*
Principal: Will all Juniors and Seniors report to the gym for sex ed.
Bella: This should be interesting...
Alice: Yeah, especially since Carlisle is teaching it.
Bella:  What? He's going to be my father-in-law!
Rosalie: Yeah, well he's technically our father!
Edward: He has a lot of bananas with him.
Cullens: *grown*
Emmett: Bananas?
Rosalie: Shut up.
*In gym*
Carlisle: Hello, everyone. I hope you are doing great today. *holds up, er, protection, if you will. I don't remember the name for it. Does anyone else?* Does anyone know what this is?
Jasper: Oh, God.
Rosalie: Haha, look at Newton. I bet he has no clue.
Mike: :scratch:
Continue!
_________________
-Amazing banner done by the lovely Twirls- Proud member of Team Dom |
|
| | |
Venustas
Potential Queen of Vampires - Pining for Aro
Age : 14
Joined : 07 Apr 2008
Posts : 2587
Location : Volterra, Italy
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:19 am | |
| Emmett: Uh, Carlisle?
Carlisle: Yes, Emmett?
Emmett: Where do babies come from?
Ugh, I'm terrible at this! |
|
| | |
Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:25 am | |
| HAHA! This should be funny!!
Carlisle: Emmett, maybe we should talk about this at home...
Mike: But this is Sex ed! We should talk about this kind of stuff!
Carlisle: Very well. When two people meet, they bake and 9 months later a baby is born! Does that answer your question, Emmett?
Emmett: No.
Carlisle: If you want to know more, you should ask your parents.
Emmett: You are my parent!
Please continue! |
|
| | |
makemedreamyourdreams
Awesome Admin who thinks Dom is wayyy better than Matt!
Joined : 06 Apr 2008
Posts : 573
Location : Hunting down Muse tickets
| |
| | |
Nanapuff <3
The Crazyness Mod Who Thinks She Is A Vampire And Can Take Over The World
Age : 14
Joined : 06 Apr 2008
Posts : 1268
Location : watching the sunrise and set. life is going no where.
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:25 pm | |
| Rosalie: Omigod you guys are allllll rediculous!
Emmett: *Whines* Awe Rosie c'mon tell us! It'll be funn!
Bella: Oh wow..You've got to be joking...
Rosalie: NO EMMETT! And don't ever call me Rosie again or I will have to kill you.
Mike: I DON'T GET IT!!!!!
Edward: Don't look at me! I'm not telling OR showing you...
Bella: Eww, Mike don't even think of trying it with me
Mike: I-I-I wasn't!
Edward: *growls*
Mike: Okay okay, I was! *cowers* don't hurt me!
Continue!
_________________
- A m a z i n g BANNER b y Ch ao s
Karma'sA b i t c h b - u - t SO is B l a i r W * aldorf |
|
| | |
It's.Easier.To.Hide
The more Awesome than Twi Admin, that thinks Matt could kick Dom's ass any day ;)
Joined : 07 Apr 2008
Posts : 355
Location : playing with my rock collection
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:46 pm | |
| | Banana*Bear wrote: | Rosalie: Omigod you guys are allllll rediculous!
Emmett: *Whines* Awe Rosie c'mon tell us! It'll be funn!
Bella: Oh wow..You've got to be joking...
Rosalie: NO EMMETT! And don't ever call me Rosie again or I will have to kill you.
Mike: I DON'T GET IT!!!!!
Edward: Don't look at me! I'm not telling OR showing you...
Bella: Eww, Mike don't even think of trying it with me
Mike: I-I-I wasn't!
Edward: *growls*
Mike: Okay okay, I was! *cowers* don't hurt me!
Continue! |
Edward: the sad part is that he was thinking about it with Jacob...
Bella: can't say i'm surprised!
Carlisle: anymore Questions?
*mike raises hand*
Edward: oh dear lord, no.
*Mike raises hand higher*
Carlisle are you sure? no more questions?
Mike: hey! i have one!
Carlisle: *to self* oh dear lord. *louder* um yes mike?
what should mikes question be? and i'm sorry if that made no since! |
|
| | |
Venustas
Potential Queen of Vampires - Pining for Aro
Age : 14
Joined : 07 Apr 2008
Posts : 2587
Location : Volterra, Italy
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:19 am | |
| We don't want you to go insane! We're sorry AT!!
Mike: Well, what is masterbation?
Bella, Alice and Emmett: *laughing*
Edward: *wincing*
Rosalie: *discusted*
Jasper: *concentrated*
Carlisle: *uncomfortable* Well, um, Mike, that is where...
Bella: I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!
Edward: Say wha-
*Bella and Edward make out madly on the floor*
Mike: *excited* Is this a demonstration of masterbation?
Pft, I have a tired mind today. |
|
| | |
Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:18 pm | |
| OMG! That was the FUNNIEST....GREATEST...omg, I have to continue!
Carlisle: *slaps forhead*
*Edward and Bella are still kissing*
Jess: HAY! I love Edward too!
Mike: So do I!
*Everyone stares at Mike*
Mike: What?
Alice: Everyone, he is an on/off gay.
Mike: And proud of it!
Everyone: 
Carlisle: *clears throat*
*Edward and Bella continue to kiss madly*
Carlisle: *clears throat louder*
*Bella and Eddy continue kissing*
Angela: I can't take it anymore! *makes out with Ben*
*Everyone starts making out with their boyfriends/girlfriends*
Carlisle: This is gonna be harder then I thought.
*Coach Clapp and the secritary are making out*
Haha! Please continue!!!! |
|
| | |
WinniePony
Avoiding Charlie
Joined : 20 Apr 2008
Posts : 118
Location : sunny L.A.-- *sighs*
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:46 pm | |
| Omg this is kinda awkward...but funny all the same. So...yeah.
Carlisle: Hey guys...we should like...get back on topic.
*no response*
Carlisle: Hey guys!
*kissing continues*
Carlisle: HEY! WOULD YOU GUYS QUIT SUCKING FACE AND LISTEN!
Everyone:
Edward: Wow Carlisle. I didn't know you had it in you.
Carlisle:  Me either...
Mike: I like masturbation.
Everyone: *slaps forehead*
_________________
Some things exist whether you believe in them or not. |
|
| | |
Venustas
Potential Queen of Vampires - Pining for Aro
Age : 14
Joined : 07 Apr 2008
Posts : 2587
Location : Volterra, Italy
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:56 pm | |
| Carlisle: Well, now that we have that sorted out that out...Uh, well we should move on to-
Mike: Guess what!
Everyone: What?
Mike: I have a song!
Carlisle: *slaps forhead, yet again*
Mike: I love you, you love me
Barney gave me HIV,
It started with a kiss, but Barney wanted more
I got raped by a purple dinosaur
*Silence* |
|
| | |
WinniePony
Avoiding Charlie
Joined : 20 Apr 2008
Posts : 118
Location : sunny L.A.-- *sighs*
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:06 pm | |
| Wow okay. People think of some really scary things...*coughcough* Mike's song *coughcough* Not that it wasn't hilarious. It was...and now my mom is kinda alarmed at what I'm doing on the internet...
Carlisle: Okay Mike...that was...great...
Edward: I say we kick Figgy out.
Mike: My name's Mike!
Edward: Whatever. Can we kick out barney boy? Please?
Carlisle: No Edward, we can't. Everyone is entitled to an education.
Jessica: I liked your song Mike. It was really...erm...great!
Mike:*staring at Bella...or is it Edward?* What? Oh yeah. Pretty great huh?
Jessica: Yeah.
Carlisle: So...any more questions?
Mike: Do we get any demonstrations of these concepts?
Carlisle: Um...no.
Mike: Rats.
_________________
Some things exist whether you believe in them or not. |
|
| | |
Sparkles.In.The.Sunlight
A Mod who says Golden Eyes are the new Brown
Joined : 08 Apr 2008
Posts : 427
Location : Trying To Find The London Institiute ♥
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:13 am | |
| OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID THIS ON HERE!
ahaha OMG the SONGGGGGGGGG!
and Emmett greeen is MY colour go find your own...I STILL LOVE YOU!
Mike: pleaseeee can we have a demonstration?
Carlilse:No
Mike:Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee???
Carlsile: No
Jess: Pleaseeeeeeee??
Cralisle:i said-
Angela and Ben::Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee???
Carlisle: okay already...what demonstartion do you want??
Mike:ummmmm...How do you Bake???
Cralisle:i dont think i can show you that....
Mike : pleaseeeeeeeee???
Aangela&Ben:pleaseeeeeeeee???
Jess: pleaseeeeeee???
Carlisle: well.....
_________________
Skits moment to remember -
*fuzzy tv static, refocus on Carlisle and Esme doing the shuffle*
Narator: Erm, never mind then. Back to the drama I suppose...
 |
|
| | |
|
Home
FAQ
Register
Log in
