WinniePony
Avoiding Charlie
Joined : 21 Apr 2008
Posts : 118
Location : sunny L.A.-- *sighs*
|  Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread  Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:34 am | |
| Omg so gross and so funny!
Edward: Carlisle! You can't honestly be considering giving them a demonstration. Of baking? Seriously.
Carlisle: Right. Temporary insanity, sorry.
Mike: Fine then. If you won't give me a demonstration I'm leaving.
Edward: Yes! Figgy is leaving!
Bella: See ya Fig.
Mike: Wait you guys are okay with that???
Edward: Duh
Mike: Oh. I only said that so you'd give me a demonstration. There's NO WAY I'm leaving.
Everyone: Rats.
Mike: So if there's no demonstration I'm going to write a new song.
Carlisle: Please God no!
Mike: I'm going....
Sorry, I don't have another song for him. Somebody should write one, the barney one was hilarious!
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WinniePony
Avoiding Charlie
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Posts : 118
Location : sunny L.A.-- *sighs*
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:14 pm | |
| Did I leave a bad ending? Nobody's updated in days...sorry.  So I'm just going to put in a classic then...more barney humor. We should make him show up.
Mike: Okay I got it! Listen.
Everyone: Oh god no.
Mike: I hate you
You hate me
We're a bloodthirsty family
With a great big kick
And a smack from me to you
Won't you say
You hate me too!!!
Everyone: 
*suddenly Barney appears*
Barney: Hiya kids! I hear you just sang my song all wrong! That rhymes! But I'm afraid I'm going to have to inform you that you just infringed on my copyright!
Everyone:
So there. Hopefully someone else can add on now.
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Tegan
Potential Queen of Vampires - Pining for Aro
Age : 14
Joined : 07 Apr 2008
Posts : 2365
Location : Volterra, Italy
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Thu May 01, 2008 3:54 pm | |
| Edward: Uh, copyright?
Barney: Well, I can look over the details, if you give me a certain something... *raises eyebrows suggestivly at Bella*
Bella:
Edward: *snarl*
Barney: Very well, I'll sue you all!
Carlisle: Wait!
Barney: *smile* Yes?...
I just figured that we should stay on the topic of baking. Remember: Sex Sells. 
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Dom.Is.Love
Awesome Admin who thinks Dom is wayyy better than Matt!
Joined : 07 Apr 2008
Posts : 569
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jane's_sister
Finding Edward
Age : 15
Joined : 05 Jun 2008
Posts : 34
Location : back from my vampire hunting trip in Wales
| | Subject: Re: Vampire Mating Thread Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:40 am | |
| At first i have to say something: AMERICANS ARE STRANGE! WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE CONNECT BREAD/CAKES/COOKIES WITH SEX??? *calms down* ok. sorry about that. but this expression really bothers me.
Rosalie: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT? I'LL TELL ESME! *takes out phone*
everyone:
carlisle: noooooo!!! please not!!!
Rosalie: Why not?
carlisle: uhm, because i'm your father..?
Rosalie: that's no good reason. AND...
Edward: *mumurs* omg, a ticking-off...
Rosalie: ...honesty is very important in every relationship! Actually it is the most important thing. *stands up and paces up and down in front of the class* *watches class* *sees Ben and Angela making out on the floor* MISS WEBER!
Angela: *looks up* yes?
Rosalie: STAND UP!!
angela: *jumps up* yes ma'am.
Rosalie: WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELATIONSHIP?
angela: uhm... sex...?
continue please.
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Yearning forbidden wishes
Damned and Divine
Scars of my broken kisses
What will follow if tomorrow's blind?
My eternal night.
--Tarja Turunen
hm. what do these lyrics make me think of? *ponders*
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