Skits - the reason why most of us are here.

Subject: Skits - the reason why most of us are here. Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:26 pm

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Ah, the beloved skits thread and the reason why most of us are here. Either continue off of the other thread on our old forum or create a new one! Whatever, I don't care.

By the way, this may be moved to Fun and Games later. I'm not sure where this thread belongs.
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Okay! I really want to continue off of the old thread!

Banana*bear wrote:

*takes l~t~c aside*
B*B: Uh, l~t~c? I thought you were over Seth? At least that is what I heard!?
L~T~C: Yeah, note my banner *points*
B*B: Uhm, that says la tua cantante breaking hearts since 1994...
L~T~C: Well that is what I am doing
B*B: Uhm, okay... I'm gonna leave now. You're my bff and all but right now your creeping me out..
L~T~C: Sorry, its how we are remember!
B*B: Right...? Pound it?

I'll continue in a bit!

When I'm bored in class, I tend to write SKITS. Haha! That shows how dedicated I am! Here is my latest and greatest:
Alice: Bow to me, young Jasper.
Jasper: O.o
Alice: BOW DAMMIT!
Jasper: *bows repeatitively*
Alice: Good. Now, we must come up with a plan to destroy ROKE.
Jasper: Inject Mike and Rosalie with black liquard?
Alice: No, it isn't diabolical enough.
Jasper: Okay...Inject them with red liquard?
Alice: WE DON'T WANT THEM TAKING OVER THE WORLD, YOU IDIOT!!
Jasper: Green liquard?
Alice: *sigh* Isn't there some other kind of liquard?
Aro: Oh, but there is!
Jasper: Where did you-
Alice: *hits Jasper* Shut up, idiot. *to Aro* What is it?
Aro: It's a newly developed blue liquard!
Alice: Ah! I see. And what does it do?
Aro: It makes the injectee think that their only aspiration is to become a flying, purple giraffe.
Jasper: What does a giraffe-
Alice: It's perfect! *evil laugh*
Aro: *evil laugh*
Alice: Stop it! Only I can do the evil laugh!
Aro: Yes, master.

*Meanwhile...*
Rosalie: What colours do you think that we should use for our winter collection?
Mike: Well, brown, blue and white are absolutely gorgeous together!
Rosalie: *takes notes* Of course, how perfect!
Mike: *flexes non-existant muscles* Well, you know...
Alice: *injects Mike and Rosalie with blue liquard*
Mike: Rose, darling, quickly now! We need to find the secret formula that'll turn us into purple flying giraffes!
Rosalie: Yes! We need to hurry!
Alice: How long shall it last, Aro? ARO?
Aro: Jasper, you are quite a spunk...Wha- Oh, around 3 weeks, Alice.
Jasper: *cries*
Alice: Perfect!

*In the meadow*
Edward: Bella, will you marry me?
Bella: Are you crazy?
Edward: *excited* Is that a yes?
Bella: What did it sound like?
Edward: Yes! We're engaged!
Bella: Don't get your hopes up...
Edward: I think that I'd like a big wedding...Should I chose Emmett, Jasper or Carlisle as my best man?
Bella: You even consider one of them?
Edward: I know! How about all of them!? And Mike too, or else Rosalie will kill me...
Bella: Oh boy...
Mike: *points to Bella* She has the formula!
Rosalie: *chants* The formula, the formula...
Bella: Uhhh...
Edward: You'll have Rosalie, Alice and Esme as your bridesmaids, right? Oh, and I know that you're raher close to Angela...
Mike: Bring her with us, Rose.
Rosalie: *picks up Bella* The formula, the formula...
Bella: EDWARD!!
Edward: Would you like lillies in your bouquet? I know that you prefer roses, but you can always have both...
Mike: Let's go! *runs off*
Rosalie: *runs off with Bella* The formula, the formula...
Bella: EDWARD!! HELP ME!!
Alice: *In trees* This went much better then planned!
Jasper: *duct tape over mouth* Mm-mm
Aro: That's right Jasper, show how you really - Oh, perfect, Alice! Bravo!
Edward: I think that you should wear a cream dress. I mean, I know that people wear white, but cream is just so vintage...
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^^ That was extremely funny! Mind if I add on?

*Bella is tied up and is being repetidly slapped by Mike*
Bella: Ow....ow...OW!!!!
Rose: The formula...the formula....
Bella: What FORMULA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Rose: The formula...the formula....
Bella: WHAT- *Mike slaps tape on her mouth* mumumumu! muMUMUMUMU!
Alice: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bella: *sighs*
Alice: Aro! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Aro: Yes, master?
Alice: I want you to laugh with me!
Aro: Of course, master!
Alice: Muhahahaha!
Aro: MUHAHAHAHA!
Alice: DON'T LEAD THAT MUCH!
Aro: Sorry, master.

Please continue! Don't you just love how long the SKITS can be now!? Before they just cut us off! YAY!!!

Edward: And let's have a nice big cake, that it 5 stories high! Or do you think 6? Bella? BELLA??
*But Bella is mysteriously missing! Shock and gaspeth*

Sorry I just had to add that!
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"Loving you is not a problem, it's trying to stop." "And, I can't live, with or without you." "Memories are the best souvenirs." "Why am I afraid to lose you when you're not even mine..." "I don't miss you and you alone; I miss you and me together." "I gave my blood to keep your roses red."

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Edward: Bella!? Where are you!?

Alice: Don't lead. You know what? Just don't say anything at all. Got it?
Aro: Got it.
Alice: I SAID NOT TO SAY ANYTHING!!!
Aro: Sorry, master.
Alice: GRRR!!! You are hopeless...

hahah i'll try to add on!

Aro: Fine i wont say anything then!

Alice: Good!

Aro: I wont say anthying at all!

Alice: grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Aro: Oh sorry master*covers mouth* i forgot!

Alice: Its fine! Just follow me!

Aro: Yes master!
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Alice: You are getting on my LAST nerve, Aro. One more outburst and you are out of here.
Aro: *opens mouth to speak*
Alice: Mad

Aro: *covers mouth and doesn't say anything*
Alice: Aah, much better. Now what should we do with our next victims.
Aro: Idea

*starts putting hands around him as if he were in a box. You know, like what mimes do?*
Alice: What the hell are you trying to say?
Aro: *continues miming*
Alice: Just spit it out already!
Aro: *shakes head*
Alice: Okay, you can talk again!
Aro: Let's put them in a box.
Alice: That was your brilliant idea?
Aro: I wasn't done. With... ALLIGATORS!
Alice: Twisted Evil

Brilliant!
Bella: :shocked:
Alice: So, Aro, where can we find Alligators?
Aro: the wolves!
Alice: Thos are werewolves, not alligators!
Aro: No, no, we inject them with this liquid!
Alice: I thought we already had green liquid.
Aro: No, this is turquoise.
Alice: It looks green to me.
Aro: Okay... but it's actually turquoise.
Alice: I don't think so.
Bella: Just tell us what it does, Aro.
Alice: SHUT UP, VICTIM!
Bella:
Aro: Okay, if we inject them with this turquoise liquid, they will all think they are alligators and try to snap off anyone's head that gets too near!
Alice: Brilliant. *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHA!
Aro: *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Alice: What did I say before? Not too much and not more than me!
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Aro: Sorry! Sorry, master!
Alice: Leave me to be! I must think!
Bella: May I suggest a plan?
Alice: Yes, yes you may.
Bella: How about you let me go!
Alice: No. I get nothing out of that.
Bella: Isn't it better to give then recieve?
Alice: No. Where did you ever hear that?

Please continue!!! Very Happy

Bella: Oh never mind! Just let me go!!!!

Alice: Never!!! Twisted Evil

Bella: Oh come on you guys, i need to pee!!!

Aro: Right thats what you want us to think!

Bella: *squirming and bouncing in place* im serious! My bladders about to explode!

Alice: Sure it is....

Bella:*turning red and bouncing fastly* Guys i need to go to the bathroom, NOW!!

Aro: Your not going anywhere!

^^im sorry that was completly stupid and random
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Bella: PLLEEAAASSSEEE!!
Jasper: Uh, I think that she really does need-
Alice: Be quiet young Jasper!
Jasper: *looks at ground* Sorry master
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"Loving you is not a problem, it's trying to stop." "And, I can't live, with or without you." "Memories are the best souvenirs." "Why am I afraid to lose you when you're not even mine..." "I don't miss you and you alone; I miss you and me together." "I gave my blood to keep your roses red."

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Edward: Bella!? Where is Bella! I need to talk to her about the wedding!!!

Sorry, but I just needed to add that last little piece!

Edward: I know! I shall become WHALE BOY to find my Bella!
Emmett: And I shall help him as BANANA BOY!
Edward: Emmett, no.
Emmett: Sad

Aw, poor Emmett!
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"Loving you is not a problem, it's trying to stop." "And, I can't live, with or without you." "Memories are the best souvenirs." "Why am I afraid to lose you when you're not even mine..." "I don't miss you and you alone; I miss you and me together." "I gave my blood to keep your roses red."

Edward: Whale Boy
Bella: Lamb Lady/Baby
Alice: Sith Lady
Jasper: Emo Man
Emmett: Banana Boy
Rosalie: Model Girl
Carlisle: Vampire Man
Esme: Angel Woman
Mike: Gay Lord

Haha! There you go!!
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"Loving you is not a problem, it's trying to stop." "And, I can't live, with or without you." "Memories are the best souvenirs." "Why am I afraid to lose you when you're not even mine..." "I don't miss you and you alone; I miss you and me together." "I gave my blood to keep your roses red."

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haha! Umm...I think I'll add on!

Emmett: Sad

Please???
Edward: No. Maybe some other time.
Emmett: Sad

*walks off and bumps into wall*
Edward: *sigh*

Alice: Bella, come along.
Bella: Where are we going???
Alice: ARO! Grab her and LETS GOOO!!!
Aro: Coming, master!
Bella: *sigh*
Alice: MUHAHAHAHA!
Aro: ...
Alice: Well, come on! Laugh! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Aro: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Alice: NOT THAT MUCH!!!