Random story I wrote in the middle of english when I was bored to the bone
[its not supposed to make sense]
FRUITY FRITTER
My name is Peach, guess what I am...a PEACH! My best friends are Apricot, Banana & Kiwi-fruit. We have a very fruit-ful teacher today. His name is Mr.Melon and guess what he is! A MELON HEAD!!! =0 Peach's worst enemy is Shallott because she isn't good enough to be a fruit.
Peach is going to dinner tonight with Squash. They will eat mustard soup. They are going to dinner now. *eating* Halfway through they're meal Shallot turns up. They decide to order sharpened carrot sticks too throw at her. *ordering carrot sticks*
Peach: ready?
Squash: yes!
*CARROT STICK ATTACK!!!
Shallot gets hit in the face with a carrot and the juice goes in her eyes. She cant see. She runs around the resturaunt like a headless turkey trying to see. Then she runs into the waiter. Unfortunately he is carrying a sharp knife. It peirces her heart. He rips out the knife but the heart comes with it.
10 seconds later she is just a juicy mass on the ground. The waiter, Peach, Banana, Apricot, Kiwi-fruit & Sam Squash quickly run away and toddle off in they're Pumpkin Carriage before the Cabbage police turn up at the crime scene and shoot them with poisoned porridge!
THE END
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