Stuff you realise too late

What things have you said or done and relised too late something about it is wrong or silly?

Well not long ago i actually said this

"rain is wet!!"

*rolls eyes* about 5 minutes afterwards when alana calmed down enough to talk she repeated it back to me and i relised how dumb it sounded but of course it was too late to take back and yeah it was so ridiculous! it was THE dumbest thing i think ive ever said




Edit-Penny: No double posts please, thank you!

Playing an FPS game with friends. We were searching for one player who was winning and very well hidden when one of my friends exclaimed "He's invisible!!!! I saw him!!!" Such a comment actually makes sense in the game, but out of context it's kinda stupid.

oh, you think those are bad?

Me and my friends were sitting in a tent and my one friend came in and asked, "Do you want an Oreo? They're double stuffed."

I like spit mine out and asked, "Double stuffed with what!"

Yah, that was stupid of me

I dun get it. O-0

How about, when SITS and I were trying to get her microphone set up on msn, "No, you need to plug it into the little pink hole."

Then, "Well, then what color are your holes?"

Then, "What color is the hole you plugged it into?"

u.O

I went to a sleepover and a conversation we had went like this:

Friend's mum (FM): *comes in* OK, who's good with machines.

Friends: *points at me*

FM: Can you give me a hand with the vacuum, it's not working.

Me: OK *walks into other room*

FM: Right, what's wrong with it, I can't get it to work.

Me: *holds up power plug*

I was downtown with my dad after school, and it was early out - So we got out at 1:45 ish.

And so I see a girl I know and I was liike 'Hey Tori? Aren't you working?"
She was like 'Yea, but not until four.'
So I looked at her confused and replied, 'But it's almost four now right?'
She stared at me and then laughed, 'No, do you know what time it is?'
I shook my head and she laughed again and replied, 'It's only two thirty Bree.'

I was like 'OMFG! I TOTALLY FORGOT WE HAD EARLY OUT!'

I was really stupid in seventh and eighth grade. No, I take that back. I wasn't stupid - people just twisted my words and put stupid words in my mouth.

Like, here's how a conversation went in math one time during seventh grade:

*lightning and thunder happens outside*

*I see lightning out of the corner of my eye and thunder sounds*

Me: Was that lightning?

However, at the same time, someone louder said: Whoa! Thunder!

At the same time, well shortly after, some kid nods at me.

Me: Yeah, I saw it!

Everyone: You don't see thunder!

Me: No, I was talking about the lightning. Tyler saw it, too. *Tyler nods*

Everyone: *laughs* You're such an idiot! You can't see thunder!

Me: *because I'm an idiot, I laugh... seeing as there is no hope*

*facepalm*

Or, in eighth grade, during math:

So we are talking about computers and I raise my hand.

Math Teacher: Yes?

Me: So... did the internet come at the same time as computers or did computers come first?

I was just trying to sidetrack him so we didn't have to do math.

Emily: HAHA! How could the internet come before the computer?!

Me: I didn't say that...

Emily: SHE ASKED IF THE INTERNET CAME BEFORE THE COMPUTER!

Me now would punch her in the face but me then said: Haha, no I didn't.

Everyone: *snicker*



And they made me who I am today because those judgments stick with people. People still twist my words because I am too smart for them to comprehend what I am saying . So now, avoiding attempted murder, I don't talk as much and don't share anything on my mind.

The other day in Foods class I told my friend that people in Germany spoke German. We were talking about Tokio Hotel, and my newfound obsession with them (although it's not as strong as my Hanson one).

Then she said something in return that was just as stupid, but I can't remember it (then again, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday...).