Moi blog...heh...

Wow, it's cold in here.

I'm with the laptop in the kitchen surfing the internet when everyone else on TSBM is either asleep, doing some weird other time-zonely CRAP, or for some reason are just not on.

I am cold because my mother left the ceiling fan on.

Now, normally, if any moment in my life could ever be categorized as normal, I would just reach and a pull the chain to turn the fan down. Or better yet, off.

But oho, this is NOT normally. Because you see, there is an ugly gray spider sitting in the middle of the fan.

I can see his web just waving around in the breeze (and I must say, this must be the Paris Hilton) because what kind of a moron spider would build his web on a fan, you know? WTF?

But he happens to be gray and ugly and (including his gray and ugly body, his long gray and ugly legs, and ultimately his gray ugly SELF) and ugly and gray.

He is just sitting there and staring at me, the bastard. Now, I don't KNOW if he's staring at me, but what I'm assuming is his head is meaningfully pointed in my general direction, and I feel evil little eyes burning through my skin.

I mean, who the hell is this effer? Who does he think he is, just sitting there, all gray and ugly, and staring at me!

IN MY OWN KITCHEN!

Halp, someone. What do I do?

Thank you for your time.

Hey, look at this...

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You know, you would never guess how productive boredom can be.

The dullness of Ben's signature was simply overwhelming, to the point where I was overwhelmed due to the overwhelmnisity of it all.

So, I added a perdy banner. :>

And to a few anonymous TSBM users, as I'm sure you're well aware by now, you have been popped.

Popping-Usualy an action undergone by an administrator, moderator, and/or person of power. Consists of the changing of a random user's avatar, signature, location, Job, Humor, Hobbies, Rank, Location, or any other publicly veiwable area of this user's profile, to 'POP!'.

POP!

And so the popping has begun...

Brace yourself, you're time will come...

-btw, no-one can POP! but me, so don't try it. XP

Even though it sucks and I can't figure out how to resize the little mother effer, I present to you;

My First GIMP Creation.



TAA DAA!

In an attempt to take the first few steps toward re-dyeing my bangs red (they were red before, but it's only semi-permanent, so it faded out) six months later, I bleached the top of my hair where it's going to be red.

Technically only camz knows what I look like, but I think that the blonde looks frickin' awesome with dark skin.

I am now contemplating going platinum blonde with a short haircut for the winter.

But for now I'll just stick to the red bangs.

If I can find the plug to my camera, I do piccys. :>

Yo yo yiggledy yo! *snort-HONK*

...

...

I'm turning into TC. o_0

Anywho, I mades meself a new writing site. Please look at eht, look at meh writing, and sign meh geustbook.

Then go tell all your friends that you have a desperate writer friend who wants people to read her stuff. Ple-azz. :>

Jaggys Musings

I AM OVER MY WEIRD DOT PHASE! HOORAY!

I AM NOW ONTO A WEIRD ANIMAL PHASE! HOORAY!

I would like to present you with, well, a virtual reality skit. :>
'Tis not really a skit, but since it happened on the chatbox, it looks like one. :p

The Actors:
Me-MuseAddict101
Penny-Fire & Ice
Fire & Ice-REDPANDASRULEDAMMIT
Eveh-Penny

Onward...

[16:06:25] Messages cleared by MuseAddict101
[16:06:27] @ MuseAddict101 : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:06:28] @ MuseAddict101 : MUSE
[16:06:29] @ MuseAddict101 : WOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:06:31] @ MuseAddict101 : DOM
[16:06:32] @ MuseAddict101 : WOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:06:34] @ Fire & Ice : Haha
[16:06:38] @ MuseAddict101 : how am i doing? :>
[16:06:48] @ Penny : HAHA!! yOu are so mean.
[16:06:50] @ Fire & Ice : *dies laughing*
[16:06:51] @ Penny : I do not do that.
[16:06:58] @ REDPANDASRULEDAMMIT : haha
[16:07:02] @ Penny : COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16:07:02] @ Fire & Ice : Yes, you DO do that :/
[16:07:05] @ REDPANDASRULEDAMMIT : yes you do
[16:07:05] @ Penny : WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16:07:08] @ Penny : I do?
[16:07:09] @ Fire & Ice : -_-
[16:07:14] @ Penny : Ah, shiz..
[16:07:19] @ MuseAddict101 : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:07:19] @ REDPANDASRULEDAMMIT : pretty much
[16:07:24] @ MuseAddict101 : MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
[16:07:26] @ MuseAddict101 : *chants*
[16:07:29] @ Penny : God, get over it, Twi.
[16:07:32] @ MuseAddict101 : *beats chest*
[16:07:36] @ Penny : *snort*
[16:07:37] @ MuseAddict101 : muse muse muse
[16:07:41] @ Fire & Ice :
[16:07:43] @ Penny : HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[16:07:51] @ Fire & Ice : Why must you guys be so odd?
[16:08:02] @ Penny : It's mostly just Twi.
[16:08:06] @ Fire & Ice : lol Jag!
[16:08:16] @ Fire & Ice : *cough*
[16:08:17] @ MuseAddict101 : muse muse muse mu- shuddup, newb
[16:08:21] @ MuseAddict101 : muse muse muse
[16:08:24] @ Fire & Ice : I meant Evey..
[16:08:48] @ Penny : I am seriously laughing so hard on my end!
[16:08:53] @ MuseAddict101 : wow, im gonna forget who you guys are, lol
[16:09:01] @ Fire & Ice : haha, me too!
[16:09:14] @ MuseAddict101 : *snort*
[16:09:20] @ REDPANDASRULEDAMMIT : i know, so am i
[16:09:24] @ MuseAddict101 : Yeah, evey, you were never this funny. :p
[16:09:37] @ Fire & Ice : HAHA
[16:09:38] @ Penny : Shut up!
[16:09:46] @ MuseAddict101 : lmao
[16:09:47] @ Fire & Ice :
[16:09:48] @ MuseAddict101 : hehee
[16:09:58] @ Penny : Want to know what I'm doing right now?
[16:10:11] @ Fire & Ice : Uhm, no?
[16:10:11] @ REDPANDASRULEDAMMIT : lol
[16:10:15] @ MuseAddict101 : eh, i dont know
[16:10:17] @ MuseAddict101 : do i...
[16:10:19] @ Penny : Because I wanted to share this funny moment, I am going to the Muse board and am posting under "You know you're addicted to Muse when..."
[16:10:21] @ REDPANDASRULEDAMMIT : not really
[16:10:27] @ MuseAddict101 : lol
[16:10:27] @ Penny : And I'm posting about this.
[16:10:32] @ Fire & Ice : LOL
[16:10:36] @ Penny : You guys are so cruel.
[16:10:38] @ REDPANDASRULEDAMMIT : lol
[16:10:40] @ Penny : I hate you all!!
[16:10:59] @ MuseAddict101 : fice-face, you aren't talking nearly as much as you should be to pass off as me
[16:11:05] @ MuseAddict101 : :p

I made these for meh storeh with The Badster Chadster Wadster because I like making stuff and writing stories.

Enjoy, contemplate....

and await....



-It's not what you think...at all...

















:p

Hope you liked.

And here is some silliness...because that's what Jaggy does best. :>





















What..?

NO! I do NOT have a new obsession with hedgehogs...

I was totally and completely and utterly bored, and I found myself going through google images under the search pretense of 'flowers'.

I was also thinking about TSBM at the time.

Seriously, that's how bored I was.

Anyway, my brain made some kind of weird, random connection between the two, and I decided to connect certain flowers with people's personalities. :p

Here's what I came up with....

Evey

Aly

Ash

Tegan

TC

Chadley

Ben

Hehe, jk.

THIS is Ben. :p-It's called the Corpse Flower, lol.

Kat

RWW

Fire & Ice

Penny

Pixie

SITS

Sage

Cambz

KtA

Me :p


If you don't like your flower....well....then...you don't like your flower. Too bad. :>

::EDIT::Because ben is a moron, he didn't like his flower. *snort* So, I found his this one.

I am pleased to announce (though it's really not that big of a deal *snort*) that a Haiku of mine was recently published in an online Teen writing magazine.

True enough, so were thousands of other people's poems, but I feel special and warm and fuzzy about it nonetheless.

For anyone who cares, it is this.

Enjoy. :p

On that topic, I have recently updated my site with two new articles and just completely re-organized all my writing now.

'Tis vereh pretteh now. :>

Jaggys Musings

For those of you who actually read my stuff *snort*, and, granted, you are a very few, I have finally (after about 4 months) finished the next chapter in my story Reflection.

It can be found here.

Scroll down and click on Reflection, then read it.

Another writing post-WOOOO!

I am pleasified to announce that the TeenInk RAW editors seem to have taken a shine to me.

A short story of mine (one that Chadley, Ben and Evey edited, well done guys ) has been published in the online magazine.

Maybe they'll hire me. O-0

Anyway, it's right here, so be good little TSBM minions and read and rate and leave a comment.

I don't think that you people have realized how many brownie points can be scored with me simply by reading and reviewing my writing. :p

More writing! W00T!

Alrightee, Triond is this thing where they take your stuff and basically tell you to f*ck off, you don't own it anymore.

However, you get compensated for this, so I can't complain.

My first Triond *snort* publication......:p. Read it and just click on 'I like it' at the bottom. Even if you don't like it. Because deep down inside, you know you really do. Come on, do it.

P.S.-Evey, you are my most supportive virtual reader. Much thanks. ^^

P.S.S.-Because there are many of you who have problems with clicking links (perhaps because of the size...? :p) I shall make it easier for you.

WOOOOO! CLICK MEH!

I have written a poem.

Wow, like, what else is new, right? lol, anyway....

But this poem is not like other poems.

Oh no, this poem is about a relationship.

With a friend of mine.

Her name is Moya.

Moya, I wrote this for you. :>

Keep in mind i was extremely bored at the time...

You are the macaroni beneath my cheese
You make me ask for more, please
Then when I’m stuffed and begin to wheeze
And all the fat is on my knees
I turn around to try and leave
But then discover I lost my keys
Then your boyfriend (who is a sceaze)
Turns away and starts to sneeze
The opportune I do seize
To give your @ss a little squeeze
Although my hands are covered in grease
And it makes me seem like a sleaze
Because I’m also female, but please
Do not judge or call the police
What the f*ck? That didn’t rhyme…
Lookie now, I’ve lost the time
Although I find this place sublime
I’ll be arrested for a crime
I search my pockets for some dimes
To tip the Fuzz and maybe climb
Over the fence and through the brine
And try again another time

Also, CHAPTER ONE IS FRICKIN DONE! WOOOOOOOO! Of me and chads abd, I meanify. But we're not publishing it yet. :>

We must sort the rest of our lives (and the characters lives...and the stories life...and the official plotlines life...and the prologues life....:p) out first.

I alsoz have some new banners for our story...to prove that we are not just a couple of serious s.o.b.'s who think everyone else sucks (well, I kind of am...) but there is a funny side to this depressing tale.

Observe.





Muahahaha.....>]

My life plans have begun to pull doubt upon themselves. :X

Oh dear, not good, I know. :]

I have decided, since I am often turned to for help with editing and betaing (not just you Evey, :p) that being an editor is a definite option for my vocation when I am old and have nothing better to do but make money.

It'll be great, I swear. XD

I HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED AGAIN. WOOO.

I seriously have to start getting paid for this, lol.

For those of you who have not read my depressing poem about killing yourself, here is is.

Rate, tell me you love, because I know you really do, deep down.

Like, waayy deep down.

But it's in there, somewhere. You just don't know it yet. :]

Again, for those of you with issues with clicking links...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm right here, MOTHA F*CKAAAA!

Much obliged



Anyway, I made some more sh*tty banners just for fun...or lack, thereof. Here they are:















Charming, I know. Forgive the vulgarity, it's kind of a thing with me. :p

My mother has announced that she is going to set up all my schoolwork and sh*t this week, so pray for me. Odds are this means that she is going to have me do math way beyond my level, science I can't even understand, english that makes no sense, and an assortment of other unbearable 'necesities'. I hear tell that this is nothing compared to being offered at school and stuff like that, but I still complain. It's only fair.

On top of all this, I'm running out of eyeliner, which really sucks.

Parting Wishes

Don’t close your eyes
‘Cause if you stop looking even for a second
The world will disappear
Your dreams will go clear
And everything that you fear
Will come to life

Don’t close your eyes
‘Cause if you stop looking even for a second
Your friends will stray from your side
They’ll go and try to hide
And you, without a guide,
Will fall behind

Don’t close your eyes
‘Cause if you stop looking even for a second
All the things that you enjoy
Will suddenly seem coy
You’ll be a broken toy
Alone, naïve and helpless

Don’t close your eyes
‘Cause if you stop looking even for a second
Then you’ll be surprised
When you open up your eyes
And see through their disguise
The truth will kill you

Don’t close your eyes
‘Cause if you stop looking even for a second
Everything will grime
The water turns to slime
The world is just a mime
Silent to your questions

Please, close your eyes
‘Cause if you stop looking even for a second
I can be there with you
To love you deep and true
Just like we always knew
To touch each other forever


BAHAHAH, OOOH I JUST TRICKED YOU INTO READING MY WRITING. BURNNNNNN.

*cough*

WE NOW HAVE A BUNCH OF NEW SMILIES! WOOO!

Look at them under "Jaggies Smilies" in the Smiley box.











Oho, and this is just a taste.

I am painting my nails right now.

A hard feat, my minions, whilst one is also attempting to type simultaneously.

But I am amazing, so I shall prevail.

They're, like, really really really dark purple-they look black if you don't stare at them for awhile.

Come to think of it, I would've just used black, but my mom left the black nail polish open last time she used it (don't ask, please...) so it's all dried out and gooey. :[

I Emo and I am proud.

I also just watched, like, ten movies in a row.

My brain is slowly evaporating, I can feel it.

I think that they were...

1) In Her Shoes

2) Starsky and Hutch

3) The Color Purple

4) A Good Woman

5) Mrs. Henderson Presents

And, like, the first thirty seconds of Daddy Day Care somewhere along in there.

There is a nest of Wolf Spiders in this room...*runs off to get wasp killer*

WOOO! For the first time in fourteen years and five months and nine days (my entire life span, :p) MY HAIR IS STRAIGHT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me likey vereh much.

And for those of you who knows what I look like (like, two people XD-well done, camber and keek. :p) you know how unspeakably awesome it is.

Even though keek couldn't really see my hair all that well.

For those of you who see my name and are like, "Wdf? Rap city? Blue? Ew." I shall divulge why I has changed it. :>

There is this one jazz song by Gershwin that me really likey, and it is called "Rhapsody in Blue".

There is a piano version and an orchestral version, which, as you can see, was in Fantasia. :p

BAH! I need to catch on my Warriors reading...