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+4WinniePony Princess_Bella Sparkles.In.The.Sunlight Twilight<3 8 posters |
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| | Subject: Funny Eclipse Quotes Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:29 am | |
|  Okay, we all know that Eclipse is, without doubt, the funniest book in the series. What are your favourite lines?
I'll tell you some of mine, although they won't be perfect. I'm lending Eclipse to a friend.
I had to cram, and I had to cram hard. Edward was a fantastic tutor, he knew everything. ~ Bella
You killed it ~ Edward
I have forseen... ~ Alice
Okay, okay, none of those freaky Virgo's around here ~ Jacob
I am Switzerland! ~ Bella
Easy. I'd fly the plane ~ Edward
There's heaps more that I adore, but I need my book back!
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Twilight<3
Admin obsessed with Milo
Posts : 541
Join date : 2008-04-06
Location : Going through my wardrobe... and then shocked to find Pix there!
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:22 pm | |
| I don't know if this is the exact quote but I thought this one was funny:
"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." | |
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Sparkles.In.The.Sunlight
Feeling Better Thanks to Jasper
Posts : 235
Join date : 2008-04-08
Location : Trying To Find The London Institiute ♥
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:28 pm | |
| what about....
"Go fetch a space heater? i'm not a Saint Bernard"
From the lovely Jacob! | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:45 am | |
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"So, what did he do?"
"He kissed me"
I could hear the starting of an engine in the background.
I need my Eclipsseee!!!
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Princess_Bella
The more Awesome than Twi Admin, that thinks Matt could kick Dom's ass any day ;)
Posts : 175
Join date : 2008-04-07
Location : sniffing sharpies under the football bletchers
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:09 pm | |
| "so you felt the need to torture it?" -Edward.
so thats it you won't sleep with me until we're married?-Bella
technally i can't ever sleep with you-Edward
very mature, Edward-Bella
hehe. | |
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WinniePony
Discovering a New World
Posts : 65
Join date : 2008-04-21
Location : sunny L.A.-- *sighs*
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:53 pm | |
| " It's a good thing you're bulletproof. We're going to need that ring. It's time to tell Charlie."
Hehe Edward is bulletproof. | |
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<3JasperHale<3
Moving to Forks
Posts : 5
Join date : 2008-04-19
Location : Stalking Jasper^^
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Mon May 05, 2008 9:26 pm | |
| This one made me laugh so hard:
"Emmett and I were out hunting. Then Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak, who calls us all by name, knows everything about us, and wants to know which room she can move into. When we came home, all my things were in the garage."~Edward
"Your room had the best view."~Alice | |
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Fire & Ice
Playing Dress-Up with Alice
Posts : 388
Join date : 2008-05-07
Location : Stabing Edward Cullen with a pencil just to see the lead break
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Thu May 08, 2008 7:16 pm | |
| That's like my favorite line in the whole book! | |
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dreams of yesterday
Has the potiential of stalking JK Rowling
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Join date : 2008-04-06
Age : 30
Location : writing again, thank god.
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Wed May 14, 2008 10:52 pm | |
| Edward -YOU KILLED IT.
Bella- It didn't want to come out.
LOL that made me laugh so hard | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Fri May 16, 2008 9:43 am | |
| "It didn't want to come out."
By itself, that could be taken SO many ways... |
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edwards_brunette_bella
Finding Edward
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Join date : 2008-05-17
Age : 29
Location : In Edward's arms
| | Subject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes Sun May 18, 2008 1:58 am | |
| Ha! Yes!! When Edward said, "You killed it." I couldn't help but laugh. It didn't seem like him. It was just hilarious though!!! | |
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