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Hiyah I'm Mariah!

Also known as Jag, Jaggers, Jaggykinz, Mar, Mari, Mariah, Jaguaresssss, and Waffle-brain. (don't ask) Suspect

I am one of the original four, like, duh, or else I wouldn't have a blog on here...

I am well known for my sense of humor, sarcasm, bitchiness, evility, superb writing skillz, and unforgiving admin-niness. If I yell at you on the boards, don't hate me for it. It's just my nature to be a little over-pushy sometimes. But still, if I yell at you, its prolly for a good reason...

I have a fanfinc account (found in teh fanfic section) and an original work blog (found in teh orginal work section).

. Age : 14 Joined : 14 Apr 2008 Posts : 441

BTW, I got the banner in my siggy from www.funkyjunksite.com which is friggin' HILARIOUS! Well, to me at least....

EDIT: ZOMG, WRONG SITE! Ugh, jaggykinz is not happy with her idiocy....

the site is www.funnyjunksite.com/funny/funny-cat-pictures

heh, this site was reported and shut down for plaigarism and intended copyright infringement. :>
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Dude, I like, never update. I'm such a horrible Admin. Ah well.

Anywho, life continues, as always. I'm trying to write the next chapter of my story, Reflection, which I haven't updated for the past two months. I'm a bad writer too. And Twilight is one of my betas, so she must be wondering if I just gave up. I suppose that makes me a bad Alpha.

I talked back to my mom when she called me a b*tch, but anyone would, right? She took my iPod for that. Imma bad daughter.

I told my boyfriend that I wish he would stop calling me all hours of the day and that he should get his own life and leave me the f*ck alone. Imma bad girlfriend.

However, I bought my friend a copy of Twilight as a late birthday present. I'm such a good friend!

But then, I wasn't on the Pattinism thread for RPattz's birthday. Imma terrible High Preistess.

I did alright in the play I was in, Pride and Prejudice, as Mrs. Bennett. I got alot of complements and a couple of Drama-Group leaders approached me about joining their club. I'm such a good actress!

Have I ever mentioned that I want to act as a vocation? I'll live a bohemian/nomad life in New York, never sure if I'll get work, starving, until one day, an acting scout will notice my madskillz and make me famous! I'll be a trillionaire, and the best Thesbian in the world. Lol.

I had a bad week. :/
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I feel like telling everyone who I would vote for in the Admin awards, so I'm going to. Ah, I wish life were this simple all the time. You know, just doing whatever you want to do....no questions asked.....

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like stripping in public.....*wink, wink*....

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Anywho, heres my vote. Technically my vote doesn't mean sh*t because I'm and admin and the admins can't vote here, but here it is nonetheless.

Most Charming-Twi
Coolest-AT
Most Understanding-Twi
Best Banner Maker-AT
Most Opinionated (but is always right)- AT/Me
Most Creative- Twi (btw, Twi, when are you gonna send me the rest of that fanfic you showed me a long time ago? The one about the bitter vamp. married to his ideas? I know I'm one to talk though. I haven't sent you a chapter since god knows when....)
Most Likely To Strip In Public-Me
Most Likely To Be President-AT
Most Likely To Write A Book-Me
Most Likely To Own A Ferrari- AT/Me
Most Dazzling Smile-PB
Sexiest- AT/Me
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Ok, this is gonna be my first, like, actual blog-like post on my blog.

Most of you prolly don't know, but I'm homeschooled. On Tuesdays I go to this school for the arts, though.

For all insturment players, there are four levels of class difficulcy; Class 1, Class 2, Advanced Class, And Coda Class.

Usually it takes, like, five years to get through them all. I've been going to this place for two years (the year just recently ended) and I have graduated for my Advanced Class! w00t. I play the clarinet, btw. I'm like, totally nervous because I know for a fact that on the first day of class next year, imma walk in and say something totally stupid and all the Coda players are gonna look at me like I'm retarded or something (not that they don't already). Also, I, personally, think that I suck at playing the clarinet so I'm not sure why I made it. Oh well.

I'm also in one of the Choirs there, ai'ight? Now, I turned fourteen this year, so that means that next year I'm in the Choir with all the 14-18 years olds. Now, normally, this wouldn't bother me, but this girl (who hates my guts, and also happens to be the daughter of the owner of the school) is in this choir. She's a Metso-Soprano. So am I. I have to sit next to her. All year. I also auditioned for select choir (which is the choir for only the really good singers) and I think I might have made it. Go me.

Also, I'm in the drama class there. I'm the best actress in the class, might I add. I'm pretty sure I wanna act when I grow up (like thats ever gonna happen. growing up, i mean, not acting....) .

Or maybe write.

Or both.

Dunno.

Anywho, since everyone seems to have their own official emoticon, mine is some kind of combination of these;

banana dance

Do the math.
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woo-hoo-hhoo-hoooooooooooooo!!! I started on the fourth chapter of reflection! *huggles self* Ah, it kind of sucks, but at least I'm trying to get back into the swing of things.

You can find in under my thread on the "Fanart" topic.
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You all might have noticed that in every topic under every thread that there are two posts that seems to repeat themselves these are;

"Ben makes my pants hot. I wish he would AHEM me 'till I split in half...FUCK YEAH" or something like that, by my girl camz.

Followed by "Hell no! I want to AHEM Ben more!"

No, ben, neither of us actually hots for you.

This was a dare. A very fucking stupid fucking dare, but a fucking dare nonetheless.

I joined the birthday game of truth or dare. I warned people of my sense of humor, and was challenged to dare someeone nonetheless.

I dared camz to post said quote in every topic under every thread.

In response, Twi and Camz dared back that I should follow with other said post.

And now, my back fucking hurts like fuck, im fucking tired like nobodys fucking business, and will never fuck a fucking fucked up fucking game of fucking truth or fucking dare ever fucking again.

Fuck it.
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I am sure that many people are aware of my suspicions of many sexual goings-on between RPattz (I will NOT call him spunk) and Kristen Stewart.

In response to myself, I have made an avatar;

No, he is not actually pinching her butt here, but it looks like it.

I will make my case now.

In this video, (just let it roll through the scene then the interview will come up), the MTV person asks them if there is anything going on between the two.

Please note the split second where Robert looks like "oh shit". Please also note how he immediately jumps to be sarcastic and tries to make a joke out of it to cover up his blush. Please also note how Kristen does not reply and simply looks nervously up at Rob like "this one's on you, babe."

I currently cannot find the clip where Kristen picks a peice of food out of his teeth after saying that he is handsome. She then rubs it on his sleeve and he replies with a seductive "Yummy", then laughs at his bad-ass witty self.

If anyone has a link for this clip, please pm it to me and then I can go more in depth with my very important and outspoken opinion on other people's lives.

Thank you.
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HAHA! I have found IT!!!!

I ask you to watch every clip they have set in the roll, it is of extreme importance to my ego.

In the first video, please note that she has her finger in her own mouth right before she puts her finger in his.

Also, when she is talking about her dining room table, Rob gets all quiet, like he is unsure of what she is about to say. Now I do not doubt that they put alot of heart into this script at her house, but I am not completely positive that this was all the "productivity" going on there.

In the next video, Robert acts all fidgety when asked what he likes best about kristen. Then, at a lack of something to say, he says that she is the best actress of her generation. This doesn't really support my point, but it does prove that he is kind of an arrogant prick.

Further proving his arrogant prickiness, he laughs and says "I think we should just cut that **** out" and puts his elbow in front of her face.

And when she says that he's "very handsome", he laughs. Please note the arrogant look on his face right before she says this.
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WHOA!

I would like you to watch this. It just flushes away any doubt that Robert has been -insert shagging, bonking, banging, fucking, or any word you find most descriptive for sexual intercourse- Kristen stewart.

It would work best if you were to skip to the part at 2:57. As the girl says, watch his right hand.

Watch how, as he passes, it so simeltaneously finds its way to Kristen Stewarts hindquarters, Watch how, as it arrives at its destination, a slight tremor goes through his hand and gentle pressure is applied.

Watch him "smack that", so to speak. Wink

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I have moved my writing blog. Not this one, my original writing blog.

Evern though I told all of you to read it, no-one did. So I moved it to a site where i don't have to beg stupid noobs like yourselves to read it.

Here it is.

*hint* click on the period, its the link.

hehe, im so cleva...
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Ugh, my iPod headphones broke, and the ones I'm using now hurt my earses. *sniffle*

NEVER buy Philips ear buds. They hurt like hell, and make your ears all red.

Does anyone know of a good brand of earbuds? You know, ones that fit in your ears without having to shove them down, and still have good quality?

pm me if you do.

XDD

Anyone hear dof that song Piece Of Me by Britney Spears? That is probably the ONLY b.s. (heh, those are her initials) song I like.

I was just looking through the pictures that google images has for Kristen Stewart, and I realized how pretty she is. She doesn't even have to weaar make-up or anything.

I hate her.

lol

Actually, I'm not laughing, I'm crying.

That was just a metaphor, for anyone who takes what I say seriously.

Not that there are many people who do.

I FEEL SO BAD FOR MYSELF.
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These don't really count as banners/avies, since no-one is ever gonna use (or see) them besides here, so im not gonna bother putting them under banner/avies.

If you don't see yourself here, it is because you don't suck up enough!

LOL, jk.

It just means you need to laugh a little more whenever I make stupid, embarrasssing jokes, pfft. Rolling Eyes

ENJOY!!!!

Twi, PB, I'm workin' on you guys.

Anyone else I missed? Keep in mind that we have about 60 users...
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These aren't any1 in particular, just random ones I did.

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Ah, the week is finally -completely- over.

Unfortunately, this means that a new week has just started again. Funny how it works like that...

Anywho, most of you probably know that my schoolyear ended in, like, march, so I've been just sitting around on my ass all day (where else is there to sit Wink

) crashing forums and such, ruining people's lives, you know, the usual. Smile

I should probably start writing again, but I really don't have the mental stamina. :/

For all you writer's who read this, have you ever noticed that you get soo many good ideas that you think will be fantabulous and productive and you write it down, then you find it a year later and you're like, "oh, shit, I never wrote that."?

I have like a million of those shoved under my bed. Sad

The only thing that really works for me is one-shots; because you can write them in one sitting, and edit them on your own.

After four days of choking humid heat, a summer cold, and a heat-induced fever, the east coast finally got some rain last night! Yey! *does the east coast got rained on last night dance*

Well, ttfn. Off to roleplay. Very Happy

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