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PostSubject: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:29 am


Okay, we all know that Eclipse is, without doubt, the funniest book in the series. What are your favourite lines?
I'll tell you some of mine, although they won't be perfect. I'm lending Eclipse to a friend.

I had to cram, and I had to cram hard. Edward was a fantastic tutor, he knew everything. ~ Bella
You killed it ~ Edward
I have forseen... ~ Alice
Okay, okay, none of those freaky Virgo's around here ~ Jacob
I am Switzerland! ~ Bella
Easy. I'd fly the plane ~ Edward

There's heaps more that I adore, but I need my book back!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:22 pm
I don't know if this is the exact quote but I thought this one was funny:

"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:28 pm
what about....

"Go fetch a space heater? i'm not a Saint Bernard"

From the lovely Jacob!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:45 am

"So, what did he do?"
"He kissed me"
I could hear the starting of an engine in the background.

I need my Eclipsseee!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:09 am
"so you felt the need to torture it?" -Edward.

so thats it you won't sleep with me until we're married?-Bella
technally i can't ever sleep with you-Edward
very mature, Edward-Bella

hehe.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:53 pm
" It's a good thing you're bulletproof. We're going to need that ring. It's time to tell Charlie."
Hehe Edward is bulletproof.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Mon May 05, 2008 8:26 pm
This one made me laugh so hard:

"Emmett and I were out hunting. Then Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak, who calls us all by name, knows everything about us, and wants to know which room she can move into. When we came home, all my things were in the garage."~Edward
"Your room had the best view."~Alice
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Thu May 08, 2008 6:16 pm
That's like my favorite line in the whole book!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Wed May 14, 2008 9:52 pm
Edward -YOU KILLED IT.
Bella- It didn't want to come out.

LOL that made me laugh so hard
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Fri May 16, 2008 8:43 am
"It didn't want to come out."
By itself, that could be taken SO many ways...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Eclipse Quotes   Sun May 18, 2008 12:58 am
Ha! Yes!! When Edward said, "You killed it." I couldn't help but laugh. It didn't seem like him. It was just hilarious though!!!
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